But most importantly, the Spanish Inquisition:
"Bring in... the comfy chair!!!"
*Look of utter horror*
and then they prod her with the overstuffed pillow:)
oh and I forgot about the one...
"honey theres a man at the door with a mustache"
"tell him I've already got one."
My signature
"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition..."
*Everyone looks at the door*
- On a bus some distance away:
"Three for the Old Bailey"
*Much later on*
"... Nobody expects the..."
*Credits start rolling*
"Oh, bugger."
*Everyone looks at the door*
- On a bus some distance away:
"Three for the Old Bailey"
*Much later on*
"... Nobody expects the..."
*Credits start rolling*
"Oh, bugger."
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
Ah yes the dreaded rules. I guess I'll just rotate some of the quotes in and out every week.
Oh and If you want to hear some Mitch Hedberg here are some links.
A live show with some of the classics
http://www.hedburgh.com/media/audio/bl_athens.2002.zip
http://www.hedburgh.com/media/audio/bl_ ... .25.01.zip
Oh and If you want to hear some Mitch Hedberg here are some links.
A live show with some of the classics
http://www.hedburgh.com/media/audio/bl_athens.2002.zip
http://www.hedburgh.com/media/audio/bl_ ... .25.01.zip