DEMON I love your enthusiasm! i bet you need your kung fu skill to ward off the bullies at school

I find your threats entertaining! You sure are a mean ninja (sarcasm)! i have the thuper duper farmboy powers! i have the power to castrate a pig in under 30 seconds beat that.
Do the chinese kids laugh at you? LOL!
annyong hase yo!
EDIT: i only had one line at first demon because i was busy and would have finished it, but i completed it while you were writing the post below.
EDIT: Now i have to correct my spelling.