What makes a Hitler?
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MrCrowley
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You know Hitler and Chaplin, weighed a similar weight, were a similar height, born a week apart, grew up in poverty and then rose to fame and had similar moustaches.
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Oh well, if it doesn't work, I'll just kill him instead...clide wrote:I don't know that you would have any shot at changing his mind.
Right, where did I put the keys to my DeLorean?
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
Oh blast, I'm not married again am I?MrCrowley wrote:<A HREF="">Asked the missus?</a>
Every single sodding time I time travel using the toaster instead of the car, I get weird errors - finding I had a daughter was interesting.
Oh well, easy come, easy go - maybe next time I'll get a supermodel girlfriend, and better than the time I woke up as a squirrel I guess - boy was that a nightmare to sort out. I tell you, I'm never using the TURDIS again:
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*Woowoowoowoo*
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OK, it's oldest joke in the book. Now bugger off
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Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
There needed to be a scapegoat for Hitler to get germany going, it had been pretty much screwed over after WW1 and it's vastly better for morale to be able to heap the blame on others than your own.
The Jews had been a favourite scapegoat for centuries in many countries, although the usual practice was to rob them blind and steal their property.
Just happened that this time round there was the extreme hype about blaming them for the whole german defeat instead of just a plain old "we're short of money and we're having yours" line from authorities.
The Jews had been a favourite scapegoat for centuries in many countries, although the usual practice was to rob them blind and steal their property.
Just happened that this time round there was the extreme hype about blaming them for the whole german defeat instead of just a plain old "we're short of money and we're having yours" line from authorities.
Said picture has been fired without pay, and a replacement has been found and instated, with the option of 48 hours a year sick pay, in force after 6 months of service. Company cars will become available to it after 2 years.MrCrowley wrote:Funny, the picture has appeared to rejected your joke and gone on strike
(Standard package for all my off-site contracted pictures)
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
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MaxuS the 2nd
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It's the fault of the followers for agreeing with Hitler when he says that killing innocents will make things better..Just WTF?!
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Jared Haehnel
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Your right some one should have stepped in sooner... but he had basically stripped them of there weapons with in a few years of taking office. Any one who opposed him had no chioce but to flee or be shot.
This is why I am oppose to most gun control laws... puts too much power in the hand of a goverment.
This is why I am oppose to most gun control laws... puts too much power in the hand of a goverment.
Dude theres a great Asimov short story about that,Jared Haehnel wrote:Kind of sad how alot of our greatest technological achievements are made in developing ways to more effcienctly kill each other...
"Breeds... there a man"
I don't really get the title but the gook is great.
Sorry about the double post but I have the perfect images for this situation.MrCrowley wrote:Funny, the picture has appeared to rejected your joke and gone on strike
Pun not intended, seriously.
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Jared Haehnel
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interesting....