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well ive been goin out with this girl for a month and i was wondering if u guys could help me come up with something really sweet to say to her? no jokes her im no good at this stuff.

Women love when you comment their eyes.

If all else fails tell her that she has an "absolutely breathtaking hiney" (per Anchorman! lol)

Dude this is the worst place to ask that. Use google.

Flowers with choloate speaks more then any of us will ever know.

There should be no need for words, it should all be done through the eyes.

Dam, that funny, the last women i tryed to talk to with my eye's tryed to have me arrested for harrasment, she dam near got her way!

So i would just tell her what you want her to know about you. Before someone else gets the brite idea of telling her about you, and gets it wrong, so my advice is beat everybody to the punch, tell her yourself.

Use google

That will just get you 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 links to porn.

More like 9.999 x 10^234 links.

But, more seriously... like we're gonna give you any of our lines!!!

Hers some of my magic makers 8)
Hey Hotlips
Do you believe in love at first sight, Or do i have to walk by again.
Is it me or is there a hottie in here.
Dude your hot
Is your dad a terrorist? because you're the BOMB!
Is your dad a theif? because I'm sure he stole the stars from the sky, and put them in your eyes.
Do your parents work at a bakery, Because you have hot buns.
Those are some awesome lines that actually work. You can tell how smooth i am at talking to the ladies. I got ladies all over me. Who should i pick the cheerleader or the Prep?

oh yea i have a funny one. are you wearing space pants? caus ur but is ot of this world.

The word of the day is legs, now lets go home and spread the word...

using google will get you a googol amount of porn

do you have spanner eyes, coz my nuts are tightning

you have 206 bones in your body, do you want another?

do you work for UPS?i could of sworn you were checking out my package

Hi, im looking for treasure, can i look around your chest?

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word


and if your being serious just look up quotes from romantic movies

This is just a joke line, but I thought it was kind of funny.

You're hot, I'm cold. Let's get warm.

MrCrowley wrote: Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

LADIES AND GENTLEMENS we got someone into anal sex in the room!

killagorrila99 wrote:well ive been goin out with this girl for a month and i was wondering if u guys could help me come up with something really sweet to say to her? no jokes her im no good at this stuff.

ive never talked to a girl be4