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Santa NORAD
Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 7:51 pm
by judgment_arms
Ever wondered how much time you got to set up your cannon before Santa arrives?
Well NORAD is tracking him so no more wondering; just keep an eye on the radar.
http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:04 am
by schmanman
ha! that is awesome.
dang, missed 'em this year!

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:19 am
by beebs111
i missed him by about six inches lol. i though my aim would be better he is a big target

Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 9:57 am
by schmanman
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:42 pm
by jrrdw
Now you boys know who ever hits the slay with a spud is getten sticks and coal for the rest of your lives.
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:12 pm
by judgment_arms
Great! I need the coal!
Better work on my aim…
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:00 pm
by ProfessorAmadeus
I hit prancer in the head with a nail dart and shot a large bolt through his slay.
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:07 pm
by Bluetooth
I hit something big and red. Its laying in my yard now and if you want i'll take pictures if my camera starts working.
Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 8:54 pm
by Bluetooth
Yeah he's walking around now. What can I stun him with?
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:10 pm
by ProfessorAmadeus
A baseball bat or a 2x4 with a nail in it.
Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 8:54 pm
by Bluetooth
Too bad, he's gone now. Last night I saw him fly away in some big horse drawn wagon like thing and I couldn't pump up my cannon fast enough with my bike pump to hit him

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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:13 pm
by ProfessorAmadeus
Next year Im going to make a motion sensitive solenoid cannon and aim it up the chimney. When it sets off the motion detecter BOOM! Right in the nuts.

Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:19 pm
by Bluetooth
No, you drill a hole in a plate and connect it to the barrel of the cannon, hide the cannon and put cookies and milk on the plate and when he picks up a cookie it fires

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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:10 pm
by beebs111
or just put ricin in the cookies