Planet possibly to be consumed by black holes.

[psycix]

If there came a black hole I will spend my last minutes trying to get potatoes in orbit around it

[miskaman]

If that thing does work, I sure wouldn't want to be around it when it's fired up.

If there came a black hole I will spend my last minutes trying to get potatoes in orbit around it

I'd go for cars actually. That would be possbile with a big enough black hole wouldn't it? Forgive me if I'm wrong, I've never studied anything like this.

[jrrdw]

So this is the dooms day machine, I was wondering what it looked like.

[psycix]

Its a circular spudgun wich accalerates tiny spud particles to near light speed

[SPG]

Steven Hawkings is probably laughing right now...

Do you think he can? Maybe he has a special laugh button for his speech synthesizer?

[jrrdw]

I wonder if they let me put a bigger engine in it, more power!

[psycix]

Just got an idea: the best valve ever:
A quantum valve!
Its opened before you even hit the button.

Or its opened and closed at the same time but as long as you are not watching the gun it will not occur.

Just rambling out some thoughts

[DYI]

A quantum valve!

But it would have to be so small that not even an atom could pass through it, whether it was open or closed.

And the use of two colons in one sentence seems just a bit questionable...