SpudFiles

My plan is pretty cool first you take the posing dummies from clothes stores pack them with saltpetter,kno3,plantfertilizer that exsplodes what ever you wish to call it. Also add nuts and bolts from the hardware stores and make them able to ignite from a remote and head out to a open feild place the dummies standing upright and retreat to a 500' radius dummies are bait for those retarded zombies pack of zombies come boooooooom zombies are dead. Now this won't kill all of the zombies but it will pretty damn fun.

It's kinda surprising how many of us have zombie plans - without there being one shred of evidence that zombies actually exist.
Surely this can't score us any points on a sanity test.

Still, they won't be laughing when zombies really do take over the world... 'cos they'll be dead, and we shall inherit the earth.... muwhhahahahachoke

without there being one shred of evidence that zombies actually exist. Confused

People saying that will regret that when it actually happens.

And even if it will never happen, well, at least we had a nice thread about it.

Ragnarok wrote:It's kinda surprising how many of us have zombie plans - without there being one shred of evidence that zombies actually exist.

Indeed, you UK spudders would be better off focusing your attention on using spudguns to overthrow your ridiculous government

Organise a spud d'état or something hehe

Hmm when should we tell Larda we're coming over if the sh|t hits the fan?

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Indeed, you UK spudders would be better off focusing your attention on using spudguns to overthrow your ridiculous government

UK spudders are not exactly plentiful enough to bring about a change in the law.
Still, I'd like to see a change anyway... It's madness over here.

The government are using "anti-terror laws" to pretty much ban protest against whatever they do outright. And should you do something legal, but they don't like it, you can be sure they add a law to stop you doing it.

Groan. Where's my pointy prodding stick?

How about we build a Radiation capture device (I made this up right now! ). A chamber made of lead is shaped like a corkscrew. The only entrance is pointed toward the sun, or a glow train, or an X ray machine. this captures the ions. A lead door covers the entrance, and ions are trapped in it. THen upon release, the radiation is released and the ions go out at a designated target. The target (Zombies!) are disabled or begin growing toomers, and die

If I get a successful job after finishing my study, and I have got plenty of money, I'd build a shelter to survive even nuclear attacks.
It would be an underground bunker, with enough food, water and entertainment devices to survive for a very long time.
Also it would store enough fuel along with a generator, communicative devices, radiation meters, medical supplies, weapons (!) and maybe also transport.

psycix wrote:entertainment devices

LOL!


Just come down to NZ and you can do the real thing

haha damn you Europeans are crazy...I take that back, it's more that Jack just finds the most bizarre things. I laughed so hard the beer from last night almost came back up.

Edit: You could start a sheep whoring business to fund your cannon building there MrCrowly.

I hate to be a killjoy, but how are you gonna get across with trucks without a bridge? Maybe a blockade would be better

There's a very large vehicle/passenger ferry that travels between the bottom of our island and the mainland. That's how we get the trucks across. It wouldn't be very hard to shut down the ferry to keep it here until our breakout.

Also, the American spudders should capture a McMaster-Carr warehouse and turn it into a fortress. We'd need to take control of a bottled gas supply warehouse and a chemical supplier warehouse as well...

DYI wrote:Also, the American spudders should capture a McMaster-Carr warehouse and turn it into a fortress. We'd need to take control of a bottled gas supply warehouse and a chemical supplier warehouse as well...

So what should us Brits do - organise a jolly party with tea and crumpets, what?

... Or should we shut off the infamous sarcasm, and break out the useful stuff like good ol' British engineering?

American spudders should indeed try to bring over half the McMaster-carr warehouses over to larda Using a very large ship for that would be the best.
Rest of europe would already try to move to larda and secure the zone for the americans with the parts to come over. Also, we'd start building the fortress and setup the camp.

How about we just lock the zombies in the sewage disposal plants? the chamber are designed to keep anything in it, like several tons of feces.