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You might be a spud gunner if you ask questions at the hardware store they dont know the answer to.
You might be a spud gunner if you hate it when the hardware store people ask you "what do you need it for?" and you cannot explain it.

Yeah psycix I agree with you on the last one. If you do tell them they will either laugh or just stare at you.

psycix wrote:you hate it when the hardware store people ask you "what do you need it for?" and you cannot explain it.

I just tell them with a kind smile that I'm in "engineering mode" ...they smile and then they leave me alone.

You know you're a spud gunner when You are too lazy to dismantle your propane injection system to get the correct parts and instead walk into the hardware store with your combustion chamber strapped to your back

I have done this on a few occasions. You get some wierd looks but usually just general curiosity.

psycix wrote:You might be a spud gunner if you hate it when the hardware store people ask you "what do you need it for?" and you cannot explain it.

I usually use the old, "It's for a science project", but seeing as its summer, I'm going to need to think of a new line.

Usually I just avoid them because none of them know what they are doing. Once I asked a guy to get me a fitting that they were out of and he goes and gets me the same fitting, only DWV.

He obviously didn't understand what the look on my face meant. I almost shoved it down his throat.

You might be a spudgunner if:You look up "Homemade pump" in search and a list of "Homemade P_nis pumps for enlargement comes up.LoL (happened to Mitchza89 I think it was)

I've been out of town so I just read all 10 pg.s and these were very good reading I relate to most of them already. I'll try to think of another. 8)

Some one needs to make a list of all these.

I always just say its for a project.

If i tell the guys at the hw store its for a cannon they look at me as if they looking at a dead man

When I asked some guy at the HW store for pressure rated PVC and he asked what to use it for and I said it will be containing pressurized air he assumed I was building some sort of compressor. I said, uhmm yes kinda

you might be a spud gunner if YOU GO TO THE GROCERY STORE JUST TO GET SOME POTATOS FOR AMMO[/size].

YMBSG if there are random starch deposits around your property.

You might be a spudgunner if: Everytime you go to do yard work you bring your spudgun (the yard work's your excuse)

Knew I'd have another that wasn't taken yet.
It's true too, I mow the lawn after I shoot a bunch.
Then clean up/ fix damage.
By the time roomate gets home "Look I cut the grass!!" 8)

You might be a spudgunner if:

Every time you talk to your friends about your hobbies they get that glazed look in their eyes

You know how to send potatos 200m down the road but not how to cook them.

battlemonkey wrote:You know how to send potatos 200m down the road but not how to cook them.

I know both!

And for the yard, I usually leave alot of plywood schrapnel behind wich lies there for a few days, until my mom sees it and tells me to clean it up.