Thats what I am saying! The kids future won't even have to get paper cuts. Its sickening. No pain, no gain. Americans are all going to be lethargic and defenseless.jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Here here, if we keep on wrapping the youth of the nation in cotton wool we're going to raise western nations full of pussies, good luck resisting foreign invasion then.How horrible it was back then, that the little kiddies with they're fragile little minds weren't protected from themselves. And look how far we've come now, people try to ban sh*t and people still get hurt from the stuff that has already been banned (like they always have and always will), looks like its workin real well fellas!
Maybe they should try banning stupidity, that would solve a lot of the problems right there, except that would mean the majority of the media and politicians would go to jail, but that would probably be a good thing.
Has anyone seen this article?
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As George Carlin said:
"Kids these days need a helmet for everything except jacking off."
Seriously, as bad as I feel for the kid, I think looking down the barrel of a cannon and pulling the trigger is kind of nature's way of saying you shouldn't be joining the air force anyways.
I'd love to ramble n, but i'm preaching to the converted anyways, night folks.
"Kids these days need a helmet for everything except jacking off."
Seriously, as bad as I feel for the kid, I think looking down the barrel of a cannon and pulling the trigger is kind of nature's way of saying you shouldn't be joining the air force anyways.
I'd love to ramble n, but i'm preaching to the converted anyways, night folks.
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Youd think that if someone knows the physics of spud guns you would think theyd realise what would happen if you put your face in front of a loaded cannon and pulled the trigger. Now Im not against guns or Americans in general its just how the country is run. They let fear rule. Thats why people are becoming pussies. the movie "Bowling for Columbine" is good at demonstrating this point.
Also has anybody written in to the Darwin Awards about this kid? Thats an honourable mention
Also has anybody written in to the Darwin Awards about this kid? Thats an honourable mention
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And sometimes they need a helmet for that too, or at least eye protection."Kids these days need a helmet for everything except jacking off."
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"In the end our society will be defined not only by what we create, but what we refuse to destroy"- John Sawhill
LOL killjoy that was the best, but then again who would be stupid enough to have " it " pointing at there face anyway....
Unless they had some kind of scary fetish....
Back on topic i think he deservid it, what did he think was going to happen when he looked down the barrel of a loaded sppudgun and pulled the trigger...
Unless they had some kind of scary fetish....
Back on topic i think he deservid it, what did he think was going to happen when he looked down the barrel of a loaded sppudgun and pulled the trigger...
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Sometimes accidents happen. A friend of mine came into school one day with a red eye, and no one knew why. He finnaly admitted to me he had lost control of "it" and scored a direct hit in the eye that morning in the shower.LOL killjoy that was the best, but then again who would be stupid enough to have " it " pointing at there face anyway....
Unless they had some kind of scary fetish....
The more I read about these incidents and how people are trying to "better" society by banning/raising "awarness" about this stuff, the more I think the concept of the movie "Idiocracy" is possible.
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"In the end our society will be defined not only by what we create, but what we refuse to destroy"- John Sawhill
"In the end our society will be defined not only by what we create, but what we refuse to destroy"- John Sawhill
oww sounds painfullKilljoy wrote: Sometimes accidents happen. A friend of mine came into school one day with a red eye, and no one knew why. He finnaly admitted to me he had lost control of "it" and scored a direct hit in the eye that morning in the shower.
In epoxy we trust.
Perfect example of this.TurboSuper wrote:As George Carlin said:
"Kids these days need a helmet for everything except jacking off."
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Funny funny funny, I just love Family Guy

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don't ban anything, let darwin take care of everything.
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hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
Aah, Jack.
You can't Embed UK youtube vids, you gotta change it to "www." which i think is racist bullshit.
You can't Embed UK youtube vids, you gotta change it to "www." which i think is racist bullshit.
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No worky JSR, a rare lapse i must say

you should watch the movie anyway, just copy and paste the url. It's hilarious.
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edited :p
i would have noticed earlier but everyone in the office huddled around my PC and we looked up sprots bloopers and jackass clips for the past half hour
a great way to start work on a monday morning hehe
i would have noticed earlier but everyone in the office huddled around my PC and we looked up sprots bloopers and jackass clips for the past half hour
hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
@JSM - That is hilarious, it made my night lol.
Speaking of Darwin awards and such, last night i watched this movie called The Darwin Awards, it was very good, not a documentary or anything, its kinda a movie about an X FBI profiler trying to create a profile for Darwin cases for an insurance company.
Speaking of Darwin awards and such, last night i watched this movie called The Darwin Awards, it was very good, not a documentary or anything, its kinda a movie about an X FBI profiler trying to create a profile for Darwin cases for an insurance company.
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The 7 P's - Proper Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
The 7 P's - Proper Prior Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance
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