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Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:14 am**

But most importantly, the Spanish Inquisition:
"Bring in... the comfy chair!!!"
*Look of utter horror*
and then they prod her with the overstuffed pillow:)

oh and I forgot about the one...
"honey theres a man at the door with a mustache"
"tell him I've already got one."

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 7:18 am**

"I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition..."
*Everyone looks at the door*
- On a bus some distance away:
"Three for the Old Bailey"

*Much later on*
"... Nobody expects the..."
*Credits start rolling*
"Oh, bugger."

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 9:34 am**

Don't forget...

http://www.spudfiles.com/forums/rules.php#sig

Posted: **Tue Feb 12, 2008 3:07 pm**

Ah yes the dreaded rules. I guess I'll just rotate some of the quotes in and out every week.
Oh and If you want to hear some Mitch Hedberg here are some links.
A live show with some of the classics
http://www.hedburgh.com/media/audio/bl_athens.2002.zip
http://www.hedburgh.com/media/audio/bl_ ... .25.01.zip

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