SpudFiles

I'm really sensitive... *sniffle*

LikimysCrotchus5 wrote:joan is the only woman who i know who is registered who is a woman.

who is also jsr's girlfriend

Where did that come from?

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I'm really sensitive... *sniffle*

LikimysCrotchus5 wrote:joan is the only woman who i know who is registered who is a woman.

who is also jsr's girlfriend

Where did that come from?

lol, I was wondering when you'd notice

I have been here for a little while and i did do my reading on old posts that i was and wasnt here for and for some reason people would link you and joan together maybe not as a couple, but like saying that she was a person who would be perfect for you.

Maybe you should get your fiance into this hobby

P.S. Im really surprised though it took you long enough to get that

P.S.S. really like the video. our society is failing on us because birds are dying, its the end our the world as we know it

LikimysCrotchus5 wrote:Maybe you should get your fiance into this hobby

permanent gf if I'm not mistaken

she was a person who would be perfect for you.

Well, being into spudguns isn't exactly high on the list of qualities I would find essential in a woman, actually thinking about it such a relationship could run into difficulties:

"Darling, have you seen that 3 inch piston I had on my bench?"

*innocent whistle*

"You know, the one that looks almost exactly like the one on your new lauwwwait a minute!"

"um... i love you?"

Maybe you should get your fiance into this hobby

The only chance of doing that would be to paint my launchers pink, and that's not going to happen.

Im really surprised though it took you long enough to get that

Sometimes it's hard to tell the really fine print from a line or dirt on the screen :p

really like the video

I can't believe you haven't heard the legend of emogirl21

permanent gf if I'm not mistaken

something like that

What would this forum be without you, JSR?

PVC Arsenal 17 wrote:What would this forum be without you, JSR?

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Well, being into spudguns isn't exactly high on the list of qualities I would find essential in a woman, actually thinking about it such a relationship could run into difficulties:

"Darling, have you seen that 3 inch piston I had on my bench?"

*innocent whistle*

"You know, the one that looks almost exactly like the one on your new lauwwwait a minute!"

"um... i love you?"

I guess that wouldnt be the life for you, spouses sharing a common goal, to blow sh|t up and be inventive, just as you are

But i could see problems erupting

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:The only chance of doing that would be to paint my launchers pink, and that's not going to happen.

I wouldnt want to risk my man points either

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Sometimes it's hard to tell the really fine print from a line or dirt on the screen :p

Yea we all sometimes have to break out the magnifying glass

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:
I can't believe you haven't heard the legend of emogirl21

Well im surprised too, now i will look to her when i am felling down, only to cheer me up on how idiotic her thinking is

LikimysCrotchus5 wrote:I guess that wouldnt be the life for you, spouses sharing a common goal, to blow sh|t up and be inventive, just as you are

To be perfectly honest, the life for me would be *looks around suspiciously, hides in nuclear bunker* a different nubile vixen from the Eastern reaches of the continent every week in a sort of spudding playboy mansion with hundreds of acres of testing ground and on on-site McMaster store, nay warehouse!

Of course I'm content with my more conservative lifestyle, but a man can dream

Chicks with guns, quite catchy. Few of my female friends, love my cannon and have actualy taken it on holiday with them, to shoot on beaches etc

jackssmirgkingrevenge wrote:Of course I'm content with my more conservative lifestyle, but a man can dream

We wouldnt have spudding as we know it, and hybrids, without dreams.

Just as we wouldnt an America, personal goals, or ceiling cat.

I was once asked if it would please me to watch while she used one of my guns (not PVC) to pleasure herself, while in retrospect that would have been incredibly kinky my immediate response was "Are you mad? Have you any idea how corrosive bodily fluids are?!"

Haha thats great, man i bet that would've been an interesting site.
Good god jsr you sure open people eyes to the lesser known things in the world.

There have been a few actually...

you guys just scared them all away

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:

Maybe you should get your fiance into this hobby

The only chance of doing that would be to paint my launchers pink, and that's not going to happen.

Why not jack? Whenever I finish my 16 1/2 foot trebuchet, I'm painting it pink and naming it "The Fairy Flyer."

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:hehe cool.

I was once asked if it would please me to watch while she used one of my guns (not PVC) to pleasure herself, while in retrospect that would have been incredibly kinky my immediate response was "Are you mad? Have you any idea how corrosive bodily fluids are?!"

I can see this being a new genre of pornographic film. "Pneumatic Lust 4", "Long, white, and pressurized", "Cumbustion"... This has potential.