Alcohol is the answer!

[magnum9987]

i know this is off topic, but i'll give it a go:
If you are, er, intoxicated, couldn't the alcohol in your stomach evaporate from your blood stream in your lungs, be exhaled, and then accidentally be set on fire. Of course you'd have to be wasted for that to happen!

... thanks for wasting 10 seconds of my life!

you're welcome!

[Mitchza89]

I've got a synthetic stopper in my whammy gun. It's one hell of a piston I tell ya. Since I built the gun, I've never had a problem and this is after many hundreds of shots put through the gun.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

the subject line reminded me of Homer's famous toast:

"To alcohol! The cause of...and solution to...all of life's problems!"