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DYI wrote:You'll never take me alive!!

Them's fighting words!!! As are: "Uppercut", "Roundhouse kick" and "Left hook".

The worrying thing is that the average members post count is about 30 posts (~195,000 posts and ~6500 members) - and I have over 2000.
Obviously I'm over 66 times more dedicated than the average Joe.

SpudFarm wrote:i just got my new voice so you can imagine how i sing (or please for your own good, DON'T)

I doubt it's worse than mine, but if by some horror it is , expect a referendum to have your house bombed.

BC Pneumatics wrote:I knew I should have used a smiley.

Yes, you should have.
Unfortunately you tried the joke on a stage technician who's all too used to explaining it to the newbies, and has been conditioned into automatically going through the details each time.

Oh well, at least now everyone else who's read this thread has had a crash course in stage directions.

'What do You Get When You Mix a Donkey and a Horse?'

It depends on which is the male and which is the female
Male donkey, female horse, you get a mule. Other way round and it's a hinny.

I can keep this up you know.

Ragnarok wrote:

jrrdw wrote:Post whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're one to talk, Mr 3100+ posts.

Awe, but Rag, I don't brag about mine. They are worthy, but I don't like to show off......

:spam1: :king:

SpudFarm wrote:"the healers"
BY: JSR

In all their photoshopped glory:

Bewdiful, just georgous!
The guy on Rags right looks as though he has consumed. 1. Beer 2. THC 3. Lots of Tacos.

I'm jealous

edit: Just a side note Rag, why the watch, i thought that a person of your talents would be able to tell the time regardless.

Yep, definitely a case of the munchies hitting the spot I bet he's high on Jesus though

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Yep, definitely a case of the munchies hitting the spot I bet he's high on Jesus though

You do mean JEBUS don't you, as in Homer Simpson "I don't even believe in Jebus"! and then "SAVE ME JEBUS"!

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:In all their photoshopped glory

Gah, I knew I should have picked a different picture that didn't bring that nonsense up again.

You know, if you keep insisting on this "hippy new age christian soft-rock band", I'll have to record my singing to prove how bad it is, and then you'll be very sorry.
I don't normally like breaking international humanitarian treaties, but if it's to win an argument on an internet forum, I'll make an exception.
At least it's more mature than insulting the other person's mother.

@CasinoVanArt: We had just had cake (which was not a lie ), but the items on your list were absent. Sheep just looks like that the whole time.

As for the watch, I have probably the worst time keeping of any single person on the planet - the watch is necessary. Actually, I still have the same watch on, and given that picture is over a year old now, I'm surprised I've kept track of it for that long.

Probably only because it's strapped to my wrist, and even then it makes least two attempts a day to be lost.

I know the cake is no lie, it justs looks like sHit!

No wonder jsr goes through the women so fast

CasinoVanart wrote:No wonder jsr goes through the women so fast

I'm sure I could expand on that with a crude joke, but fortunately for JSR I'm a little too sensible to attempt it, a little too polite to say such things, and far too under-hormoned to think of something appropriate.

Ragnarok wrote:

CasinoVanart wrote:No wonder jsr goes through the women so fast

I'm sure I could expand on that with a crude joke, but fortunately for JSR I'm a little too sensible to attempt it, a little too polite to say such things, and far too under-hormoned to think of something appropriate.

Under hormoned hey, you really should stay away from your Mums pills, unless of coarse they have funny pictures on them!
No offence to your Mummy

Nah, I'm just not quite as prone to making innuendo or double entendres as some people...

Four thousand posts... still a long way short of Epoxyman, but nonetheless, quite a big number.

It's been a while since I was active on this site, but I figured Rag would be up near 10 000 posts by now. I guess your posting rate isn't as absurdly high as I remember it.

You do mean JEBUS don't you, as in Homer Simpson "I don't even believe in Jebus"! and then "SAVE ME JEBUS"!

Reminds me of my first time parachuting when I freely walked out the door of a perfectly good aircraft.

Surprisingly to me, my first word watching the jet fly away from me was GAAAAAAWWWWWDDDDD!!!! (a word I rarely used)...

Silly pic of "Jesus"...course while he lived he freely accepted his fate of being picked on to death.

You see, real men love "Jebus" because "Jesus DID NOT TAP OUT!!!!"

Well, you look strikingly similar to one of my nephews (maybe it's the hair)...Surprised you don't have a bunch of girlfriends Ragnarok!
BTW, thanks for the 4000+ posts! 8)