Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:26 am
Intercontinental ballistic dildos? Hmmm... <-SNSFWmobile chernobyl wrote:these are special dildos which gives them the ability to absorb impacts in a bumper situation better than normal dildos.
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Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 7:57 pm
mobile chernobyl wrote:Nah these dildos are quite unique dildos in that they are constructed of non-typical dildo material...jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:
"Silicone rubber" would have sufficed
you see, I stuck a test specimen of these dildos into an x-ray diffraction unit and verified that their crystallinity was in fact unique from that of silicone dildo's.
In conclusion - these are special dildos which gives them the ability to absorb impacts in a bumper situation better than normal dildos.
if i go out and buy a dildo, my mom would be like what the fuck!!!!!!!
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 8:51 pm
no-typical dildo material.. I'm going to say that to a jerk I think is unique..mobile chernobyl wrote:Nah these dildos are quite unique dildos in that they are constructed of non-typical dildo material - these are special dildos which gives them the ability to absorb impacts in a bumper situation better than normal dildos.jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:
"Silicone rubber" would have sufficed
"You're a non-typical dildo."
and when you mentioned this, all I could think about was this
Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:13 pm
still odd very odd
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 12:18 pm
Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 3:50 pm
mattyzip77 wrote:Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????
i woulndt tell her, but if she saw it on my account lol!!!!
ill try to get one from a pet store
Posted: Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:13 pm
I doubt that they sell dildos there...jsefcik wrote:mattyzip77 wrote:Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????
i woulndt tell her, but if she saw it on my account lol!!!!
ill try to get one from a pet store
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 3:14 am
jsefcik wrote:mattyzip77 wrote:Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????
i woulndt tell her, but if she saw it on my account lol!!!!
ill try to get one from a pet store
umm you could just pay with cash
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 10:17 am
You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 11:07 am
mattyzip77 wrote:You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???
Posted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 12:15 pm
. I was talkin about a tennis ball!!!Gun Freak wrote:mattyzip77 wrote:You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???
Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 2:04 pm
only you !!! lolmattyzip77 wrote:You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???