SpudFiles

I recently quit my job as a bouncer..One day I was at "the door"some guy came up out of nowhere and swung a plastic bag at me.I thought...what a sissy..( that's what it looked like you know what I mean)so I barely stepped aside, an never even thought about blocking with my arms...He hit me on the side of my forehead...BANG!!!
Quite an unpleasant surprise...

There was a brick inside the plastic bag..Nearly bashed my skull in according to the doctor...bled like crazy.Now I have a mercedes sign in my head, but it barely shows..

So I was like..mmm okay...two can play that game..and stepped in to get the baseball bat...

well...

I was using my bench grinder and accidentally grinded a chunk out of the first didget on my finger. It didn't hurt, didn't even bleed. Now I have a small indent on my finger joint.

(Brian please pm me about what happend, I NEED TO KNOW!)

Lets just say they made liek good buddy's and palyed some baseball

I was out riding my minibike earlier this summer, and was riding It arround by my house for about a half hour.The centrifigu clutch was extremely hot (you could see heat rising), and was spinning at high rpms. I went to put it in the barn, and my leg rubbed against it. It cut it doun to the bone, and cauterised It so it never bled. I didnt feel a thing, except a slight heat, and I looked down, and immeadiatly drove home. I went to the hospital,and by that time it had spread open more than to where a piece of corrugated cardboard would of fit in it. by then, It was bleeding a little, and was stinging. the guy at the hospital had to pry it open (ouch!) and clean it with saline soluton (ouch!!!!!!). with no pain meds, he put in four staples, and sent me home. I immeadiatly built a clutch cover (supprise!). but now I have a dirtbike (free) and dont need to worry about centrifugal clutches.It's a 1976 kawasaki ke 175 2 stroke, and it's street legal. Ive been up to 80 on it, not even at full throttle in fourth gear (oops, off topic )

I have a 76 yamaha 125 its cool, sorry bout your leg:D

The wosrt thing was me were usein are spudgn on the fort me and my friend made (3story) and I was cuttin the barrel down a bit, and i dont know how the fu*k I did it but I cut a joist and fell thought broke my leg and and ankle! not fun! but it was a kool spudgun...

Yay broke a door off a BMw on my bike and kept goin'

LMFAO,did you have to pay for damge costs?

no it was thier fault. and any accidents involving a vieichal and a bike in california is blamed on the driver not the biker. reguardless.

do you mean on a motorcycle, or a bike. because it doesn't seem to me that a mountain or road bike can rip off a car door.