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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 2:44 pm
by LucyInTheSky
*Motion for her to come over to you with yoru finger*
Then say "I made you cum with one finger, imagine what I could do with five."
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 5:04 pm
by MrCrowley
and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us
edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:23 pm
by mark.f
<Napoleon>
You guys are retarded!!!
</nepoleon>
Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:29 pm
by drac
MrCrowley wrote:and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us
edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud
Speak for yourself!
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:39 am
by MrCrowley
LMFAO hey come on i had a GF back in the days......few months ago.....
ok a year alright.....jeez, we have crap girls at my school
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 12:42 am
by ProfessorAmadeus
I could go out with sooooo many but its better being single. You can play the field and not get in trouble
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:04 am
by huse_spud
MrCrowley wrote:and thats why you are into spudguns like the rest of us
edit:woopz there was a second page btw i was talking to huse_spud
i as just joking LOL, ive showed off my spudguns around girls be4, maybe not as impressive as driving around a 68 camaro, but hey, we work with what we've got right guys?
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:06 am
by ProfessorAmadeus
They arnt to impressed with your gun ehh
LOL. I make myself laugh
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:49 am
by )DEMON(
ProfessorAmadeus wrote:I could go out with sooooo many but its better being single. You can play the field and not get in trouble
ProfessorAmadeus is such a playa, I never knew you had it in you
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:52 am
by ProfessorAmadeus
Hells Yeah!!
OH how im laughing right now. I a real Cool Cat and i hate all those playa hatetas. BOYEAY
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:12 am
by pyrogeek
I don't know any real good ones, but I have heard these.
<you> how much does a polar bear weigh?
<her> I don't know
<you> just enough to break the ice (then introduce yourself)
<you> evil penguins!!
<her> what???
<you> just wanted to get your attention (then follow up by introducing yourself or offering her a drink if you are at a bar)
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:24 am
by OwThatsMyEye
well i've never tryed those but my guess is she would just think your crazy.
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:40 am
by PCGUY
OwThatsMyEye wrote:well i've never tryed those but my guess is she would just think your crazy.
Yeah, and if she thinks it's funny she may be nuts as well
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:30 am
by )DEMON(
You could just walk up and say," I have lots of money and drive a Ferrari 360"
(I don't really like Ferrari's but I can't spell a lot of the Lambogini names)
Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 3:38 am
by MrCrowley
then she would say "can i take it for a spin" but the only prob is that you dont have the car your stuck with a honda civic