SpudFiles

Dam, they had a answer for that one. How about -- How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Thats funny, i was just at Epcot last week .

ha ha! that session was not so good, but this is fun. sombody say noodle to everything. I will.


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JaniceZ
JaniceZ: Welcome to ChaCha!
JaniceZ: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
JaniceZ: Hello
JaniceZ: How are you today?
You: hello, I'm looking for a potato gun forum
JaniceZ: Thanks for coming to ChaCha! Give me a moment while I do all your searching for you!
You: are you a computer program, or are you real?
JaniceZ: I am real.
You: snorglepuss
You: ok, thanks. thats cool. how about the home site for the second amendment pumpkin chunkin cannon?
You: ok, thats good. want to hear a joke?
JaniceZ: Sure
You: how do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
JaniceZ: I don't know
You: you take away it's brooms!! ha ha, get it, the sport curling
JaniceZ: that was a good one.
You: chinkibobba. oofkadoodle. finkledorf.
JaniceZ: ok, anything else?
JaniceZ: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: that is all. thank you
JaniceZ: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
JaniceZ: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended

oh, here's another

tus: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmyA
AmyA: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmyA: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: how long is Abraham lincoln's beard? and do you ever get bored?
AmyA: Here is some interesting reading on the subject, while I try to find your answer.
AmyA: Occasionally.
AmyA: Thanks for being patient! Rest assured I'm finding the most relevant results for your search.
You: do people ever prank you? what is the most common thing people have asked for today?
AmyA: All the time (pranks).
AmyA: The most common thing? "Do you ever get bored?" Really, I get asked all the time.
You: this is cool. are you real?
AmyA: Yes, I am.
You: umm, another thing I am curious about is how to dispose of bodies.
AmyA: Call the coroner/funeral home.
You: I ment like burying them in the woods and stuff.
You: noodle
AmyA: I cannot find any references to the length of his beard, but all the images indicate that it was not overly long.
You: noodle
AmyA: Are these results sufficient?
You: ok, thank you very much. that will be all.
AmyA: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
AmyA: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Demon I asked that lady about spudguns!!


Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SheriM
SheriM: Welcome to ChaCha!
SheriM: Hello
You: Whats happenin sheri??
SheriM: Not much. What can I help you with today?
You: Just need a friend
SheriM: My job is to search the internet.
You: Can you find me a friend?? or are you gunna have to be stuck with me??
SheriM: What exactly would you like me to search for ?
You: Im getting lonely
You: O there ya are!!
You: Im into the internet searcher type.
SheriM: There are some sites to help you find a friend.
You: Thank You!!
SheriM: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: Be my friend
You: Durrrr
SheriM: I am not here to be a friend..I am sorry..use the sites that I sent
You: Fineeeeeeeeeee

Ha! That is so much fun. It is like pissing off the telemarketers but you can see what they say!

scope, that is hilarious! I cracked up! check this out,
I actually made her end the session!!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieK
StephanieK: Welcome to ChaCha!
StephanieK: What can I help you with?
You: do you like veggie tales? I like veggie tales.
StephanieK: yeah, what can i find for you?
You: ummm,search potato cannon.
StephanieK: what does that have to do with veggie tales?
You: my favorite food is raw corn. do you like raw corn.
StephanieK: Have a good night and I hope you eventually learn to respect those of use working at chacha.
StephanieK: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Hay that is the same person I got!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StephanieK
StephanieK: Welcome to ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: RebeccaD
RebeccaD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: yosexy mama!
RebeccaD: Hello to you too!
You: Thanks, I'm done.

Status: Session ended.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KarenH
KarenH: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
KarenH: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
KarenH: How are you this evening?
You: could you help me find info about spudguns
You: ?
KarenH: Sure. Give me a few minutes to locate a few sites for you to choose from.
You: t5hanks
You: ...

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aw, she's no fun. AmyA is the coolest.

I'm searching for squirrel recipies as we speak.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Angel E
Angel E: Welcome to ChaCha!
Angel E: Hi there! I am Angel, How are you?
You: cześć!
You: ja potrzeba kurczę
You: czy mówisz po polski?
You: How bout english?
Angel E: Excuse me?
You: ooo... I was wondering if you spoke polish
Angel E: Um. Nope
You: neither do I
Angel E: Well, look at that :O
Angel E: *
You: honestly I dont't know what that says'
You: something about chicken
Angel E: Are you sure about that?
You: well I wanted to translate chicken into polish and that's what i got
Angel E: Lol, Alright.
You: so... if a man comes up to you says "everything I tell you is a lie" do you believe him?
Angel E: haha. tricky
You: If God can do anything, is it possible for him to cook a burrito so hot that not even he could eat it?
Angel E: Do you come up with these things at the top of your head?
You: no someone told me them
Angel E: i see
You: o yeah, what do you see?
Angel E: Are you really here to search anything or are you just making conversation? lol.
You: well the guy helping me before was searching for spicy taco recipes then it froze
Angel E: So, you deciced to chat with me? Aw, how considerate
You: maybe I'll go to taco bell
Angel E: haha. They don't have spicy stuff. It's more of an american place, I think.
You: yeah... well I'll be going now. thanks
Angel E: Your Welcome, Lol.
Angel E: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
Angel E: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended

SQUIRREL RECIPIES? I GOT 'EM!!


(I was kidding in this thing. I like meat)

the red is the key parts.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PearlH
PearlH: Welcome to ChaCha!
PearlH: Good Evening
PearlH: Would you like general squirrel receipes?
You: This may not seem real, but we hit a squirrel a couple minutes ago, and I was wondering how to cook it. please, the last guide die not take me seriously.
PearlH: Okay, I will find you something, please give me a minute or two.
You: I meant did, not die.
PearlH: I knew that, I used to live in w.va and lots of people cook squirrel there.
You: thanks! I couldn't find anything, And I knew you guys were good and could fing somthing.
PearlH: I sent you one to look at, but it has a whole list, if you like I can sent that too and you can see if you like something else.
You: I suck at spelling. I ment find, not fing, whatever that is. do people prank you alot?
PearlH: Once in a while, it does happen.
You: thank you very much. I feel bad for the little guy. I am a vegetarian, but all my uncle eats is meat, so I will give it to him. this job must be interesting
You: how does it taste? does it taste like chicken?
PearlH: Yes, it is interesting job and keep me on my toes
You: thanks very much. you get a "good" rating:)
PearlH: To be honest, with you I have never eaten squirrel, but I know people that have a they love.
You: that will be all. see ya.
PearlH: Do you need me to search anything else for you
PearlH: Okay, have a great evening, bye
PearlH: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
PearlH: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Dude amy is the shit!!!
she was so nice to me!! hahaha
She thanked me for not pranking her!
Everyone be like AMY!! ur the favorite person from cha cha at the spudfiles forums.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: KellyW
KellyW: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hELLOS
KellyW: Hello, how are you tonight?
You: Good
You: And you
KellyW: Great!
KellyW: I'm great, thanks for asking!
KellyW: What can I help you find today?
You: really my cat died yesterday and I need a recipe
You: For moose not the cat
KellyW: haha okay
You: Just making sure before you sent me to a santanist group or something
KellyW: haha I was a bit curious, that's what I thought you were looking for when you first typed it lol
You: Well why is today so good? You happy because you won the lotto?
KellyW: haha I wish I won the Lotto
KellyW: Are you talking as in moose as in the animal?
You: Oh And I need to find the owner of a car withthe lisecne plate g44-wvd
KellyW: haha well I don't think I can find that information for you
You: He ran over my cat and left it there to die.
You: Really he did
KellyW: Awe well I'm sorry to hear that
You: OH can you find info aboiut spud guns?
You: I like meat rawish . Can you find some other recipes
KellyW: Sure
You: So do you have a boy friend HINT HINT
KellyW: lol
You: Wanna hear a joke?
KellyW: sure
You: Womens rights
You: HAHAHA
KellyW: haha funny funny
You: sORRY Oops caps lock
You: I like hunting. Have yoiu ever cut something open with a large knife and craweled into the body cavity
You: Thank yu
KellyW: nope, can't say that I have
You: I have.. We had to stay warm
KellyW: ahh I bet it smelled lovely too
You: Yep IT was nasty
KellyW: haha
You: Your missing out
You: Its fun
KellyW: Yeah, Well I think I'm doing good with just hearing the stories
KellyW: lol
KellyW: Are these results sufficient?
You: Yes can you get plans for a robopt?
KellyW: Let me transfer you to a guide how might be able to help you better
You: NO I LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: PLEASE DEAR JESUS STAY WITH ME!!!
KellyW: haha well It's my time to go
You: NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Fuck you.
KellyW: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (Fuck you.)
KellyW: Come back and search again, maybe we will speak again
You: Soorry
KellyW: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

LOL! Thoes people are so gullible!

More like they can easiley get the boot if there a dick to anyone.