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well, when i had my rail gun ambition i was going to get these giant POWERFUL magnets

after i was done i was going to trap all the people in my schools rival school at lunch by putting them on the doors so you couldn't open them

I threw my poop at some fat kid. We cried and everyone (yes even you salt) pointed and laughed at him. It was great.

Hey SCHAMANAMANAMAMNSFADGJHDGFSJKHSDGJKGHJKH I have done the ceiling tile thing before and it was so gross. I got like 2 things of that gross smelling cat fish bait and put it in my language arts class last year over some persons desk. THAT WAS SOOOO GROSS!! As it got older it got smellyer. (BAD SPELLING) This was about 3 weeks before school gets out for spring break and when the school closes it turns off the air conditioner so it gets really hot in there. So lets just say ~90 degrees and rotting catfish bait smells really bad.

put someones cell phone in the ceiling and call it in the middle of class. Me and my friends tried it, but the teacher saw us put it up, but it might work!

schmanman wrote:ok, I've got loads of these things, that I came up with...

put contact cement or super glue on-
the twist thingy you put you com in in your locker, a toilet seat, chair, etc...

ok, this is longer. you need super glue, foil, mentos, and a Vernor's, coke, or pop.

you take a piece of foil, and perforate it, then wrap it around the mentos, so it looks like a hershey kiss, with the mentos loose inside it. bend the top over like a hook.

put this over the threads, and then screw the cap down until there's just enough clearance between the little plastic ring to put super glue on it. put super glue on it, then cinch down the top. when they get it, it will be like new, without a broken seal.

when they open it, the mentos fall in, and spray the coke all over your friend(s).

I'll go make a paint diagram now.

EDIT: here it is.
click it to view larger image


pick your enemy's lockers' lock, fill his locker wit old crap from the cafeteria garbage cans and/or bags of jello or pudding. do it on a Friday, so they sit over the weekend.

It's been done, and albeit a better way, it's a little more complicated. Your idea doesn't seem like the coke would get to the mentos fast enough, therefore they'd realize something was up and set it down before it reacted completely.

Link.

schmanman wrote:\
does anyone like the coke idea?

I've seen a video of that.

anyways this is what I'm doing to my neighbor. I'm takeing 250 free boxes I got from the post office and covering up the doors, garage, windows ect...

I like the chicken broth + shower idea!

oh ya last year a kid got pulled out of school to clean up the shit in his parents bathroom...you know, he put seran wrap on the toilet..

My friends and i used a greasy breadstick to "decorate" this guys car with every curse word we could think of, and drew a massive dick on his front window. Then we moved the van we were in and laughed when the guy couldn't get the grease of his car. Also one of my friends plugged the urnal and jammed it on at school and flooded the guys bathroom and our headmaster almost had a stroke cause of the 6" of water in the bathroom.
Try plugging a toilet so that it will over flow when someone flushes it, but looks normal, then put super glue on the seat so when they crap and flush, it will overflow with them on it.

ok, sneak into your friend's car, hook up a switch to the ignition and hide the switch somewhere, make it so that you can stop and start the engine with that switch

when you are riding fast on a highway, stop the engine, wait 2 seconds, then start it again

boom! his muffler just exploded from the unburnt fuel in the exhaust

lol, at halloween my friends put shaving cream and saran wrap all over a cop car, and about 30 min later it started to follow them. they flipped out and had to hide in the bushes.

a good prank is to take a baloon and cover it iwth paper maché, once it hardens pop the balloon. then take a sh*t in the shell and put an m80 or similar firework inside it. you could extend the fuse, but its not necissary. then ring the door bell of someones house, light and run. big boom...flying sh*t

EDIT: another good one is to take a can of shaving cream and out it in the freezer(preferably dunk it in liquid nitrogen) and then cut off the bottom. find an open car windo and toss it in. it will create a pile of hard to remove foam.

Rig an airhorn to go off when someone opens their bedroom door in the morning...when they are barely awake...nice and relaxed

Park you're car that has a remote trunk opener in a Walmart parking lot and hide. When people walk by open the trunk.

Go to the mall and pose as one of the figures that are always there with the clothes and stuff. As people walk by suddenly move and scare them.

The classic-dog-crap-in-flaming-paperbag-on-somebodys-porch.

Manage to gain control of the school's PA system and in a deep voice say "I am your conscience, listen to me" or "I am God" or in a Darth Vader voice "If you're listening, I am your father"

Replace all the light bulbs in your friends house with burntout light bulbs.

When it's dark, get 3 people on each side of the road. Make sure it's light enough that a passing driver can make out what's there. As a car get's about 5 feet from you, have everybody act like they're pulling a rope. If the car stops, run like hell.

Tell people Bush did something right. Ohh wait...we know that can't happen (sorry if I offended anybody there)


Well this is all I have. Some of it really quite ridiculous and I just made it up. I'm really tired so anything sounded good...now where's that sleeping emoticon...

oh! I just remembered this....


unscrew the contacts from an enemy's car starter motor,and hook them up to an car airbag under the hood. loosen the hood bolts until there's 1-2 threads still in the hinge.

put the hood back on, and wait somewhere inconspicuous.

when they get in and turn the key, BLAM! the hood of their car blows off.

with an airbag, you can send an empty 50 gallon drum 80-100 feet in the air, so imagine a thin, light little Honda or Geo metro hood.

giant frisbee!

I would not recommend doing this to convertibles

get some fishing line and a bunch of soda cans. tie them to eather side of the string and stretch it across the road when a car comes by pull it tight and try to hook it on the bumper then let go and the car drives off going
clang clankady chrish clange

A-98 wrote:lol, at halloween my friends put shaving cream and saran wrap all over a cop car, and about 30 min later it started to follow them. they flipped out and had to hide in the bushes.

ProfessorAmadeus wrote:I threw my poop at some fat kid. We cried and everyone (yes even you salt) pointed and laughed at him. It was great.

Hey SCHAMANAMANAMAMNSFADGJHDGFSJKHSDGJKGHJKH I have done the ceiling tile thing before and it was so gross. I got like 2 things of that gross smelling cat fish bait and put it in my language arts class last year over some persons desk. THAT WAS SOOOO GROSS!! As it got older it got smellyer. (BAD SPELLING) This was about 3 weeks before school gets out for spring break and when the school closes it turns off the air conditioner so it gets really hot in there. So lets just say ~90 degrees and rotting catfish bait smells really bad.

shens on both

How is it shens? All you have to do is stick some stuff under ceiling tiles while there is no teacher in the room. Maybe like at lunch... It took all of 10 seconds to do. Here is a list of how we did it.
Get out of lunch room
walk to a teachers class with no teacher inside.
one person stood at the door to see if anyone was coming while someone jumps up on a desk, lifts the ceiling tile and throws 2 open contaners in
set the ceiling tile back down and leave the class room...

Whats so hard to believe about that?

get some two part skunk scent and put a drop of each part next to eachother on a toilet seat

Or just some instant set two part epoxy.