Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:46 am
id say just fill it with water and blast it 
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 9:51 am
Give it a parachute and shoot it out of cannon and then use it as a clay pigeon? While being filled with gasoline of course and your shooting something flammable.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 10:02 am
At night shoot the lawn gnome at all of their other lawn gnomes. that would be a kick ass lawn gnomesplosion
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:24 pm
water? nay, red paint!spanerman wrote:id say just fill it with water and blast it
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:30 pm
thermite....line the inside with that and stand back, or just fill with some gas get a prolonged fuse and an open feild.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:35 pm
I say you should shotgun blast it with like 10 marbles. Also fill it with red paint.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:37 pm
Actually, I have a better idea. Drill 2 small holes in the side of it, and use an oxy/fuel torch to fill the gnome with a stoichiometric mixture of oxygen and a fuel. Then, cover one of the holes with tape, insert a fuse into the remaining hole, and ignite it. Should be quite spectacular.SpudBlaster15 wrote:Flash Powder anyone?
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 1:39 pm
If the remaining hole is in the gnomes posterior, should be quite amusing tooSpudBlaster15 wrote:Should be quite spectacular.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:09 pm
I don't know why, but if I had a garden gnome, I would want to curb stomp it... it wouldn't be destructive or incredible... but it would be satisfying
Thermite would be kinda dumb; it wouldn't look any cooler than using thermite on anything else. Shooting it out of a cannon would be cool, but I think shooting at is would be even better.
Since I don't think you have any large bore spudguns, why not just use the S400? A BB shotgun load would be sweet
Thermite would be kinda dumb; it wouldn't look any cooler than using thermite on anything else. Shooting it out of a cannon would be cool, but I think shooting at is would be even better.
Since I don't think you have any large bore spudguns, why not just use the S400? A BB shotgun load would be sweet
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 2:27 pm
if i had a lawn gnome i'd just throw it at my firends , but a tiny body bag would be the coolest... 
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:45 pm
Did you at least leave a ransome note?
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:54 pm
Silly people with silly ideas...
Throw it across a border with fake money and a fake passport and see what the police do about the illegal garden gnome. Do they leave it there or take it as a bomb threat?
Make a stop motion movie of a teddy bear "sacrificing" it with a knife and make sure to fill it with red paint first. (Gross yeah lol)
Throw it across a border with fake money and a fake passport and see what the police do about the illegal garden gnome. Do they leave it there or take it as a bomb threat?
Make a stop motion movie of a teddy bear "sacrificing" it with a knife and make sure to fill it with red paint first. (Gross yeah lol)
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:07 pm
i say launch it out of a potato cannon with a high-speed camera filming it. just catch the gnomes flight/destruction in High-quality slomo........ its always cool to see things fall apart in slomo.....
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:26 pm
Incourageable, every one of you! If anything turns up missing from my garden, i'm flying to Austraila and kicking Chaos's ass.
Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:37 pm
well, we obviously(sp) we cant make him give it back. So why not at least make his wrongdoing educational? and realy cooljrrdw wrote:Incourageable, every one of you! If anything turns up missing from my garden, i'm flying to Austraila and kicking Chaos's ass.