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Did you guys know that some medieval civilizations put gay people in jail?
Does anybody see the irony in that?

hahaha

There was a tour bus in Egypt that stopped in the middle of a town square.

The tourists are all shopping at the little stands surrounding the square.

One tourist looks at his watch, but it is broken, so he leans over to a local who is squatted down next to his camel. "What time is it, sir?"

The local reaches out and softly cups the camel's genitals in his hand, and raises them up and down.

"It's about 2:00", he says.

The tourist can't believe what he just saw.

He runs back to the bus, and sure enough, it is 2:00. He tells a few of the fellow tourists his story,

"The man can tell the time by the weight of the camel's genitals!"

One of the doubting tourists walks back to the local and asks him the time, the same thing happens!! It is 2:05.p.m.

He runs back to tell the story. Finally, the bus driver wants to know how it is done.

He walks over and asks the local how he knows the time from the camel's genitals.

The local says "Sit down here and grab the camel's genitals". "Now, lift them up in the air.

Now, look underneath them to the other side of the courtyard, where that clock is hanging on the wall."

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relax, it's stuff for trucks

AH...... truck nuts!

Dude thats gross. I dont even want to know why or how you found that site.

Lol benstern, that joke is great...

Those truck balls are so stupid, waste of money... lol

Yo mamma is like a racecar, she burns 50 rubbers a day...
Yo mamma's like a pizza, $1 a slice...
Yo mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor...
Yo mama's so big, she uses a jungle gym for a walker...
Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white...
Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her...
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night...

Yo mama's so fat ,they dont take pictures,they take posters!!

Your mom is like a mcdonalds burger, fat, greasy, and only worth a buck

LOL.... that's great

Yo momma's so old, she sat behind Jesus in the 3rd grade
Yo momma's so old, she served plates at the Last Supper
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid!
Yo momma's like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!
Yo momma's like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!
Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
Yo mama so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone.

Yo grandpa had gas pains so bad he farted out his dick.

is that even a joke thats the stupidist thing i ever heard

Yo momma so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.
Yo momma so fat that my dog bite her and died of high cholesterol.
Yo momma so fat that she has more chin's than a chinese phonebook.
Yo momma so fat that when she goes to Japan people Scream, Run, and Hide.

what do you do if a blond throws an grenade at you?

Answer: pull the pin and throw it back

what do you do if a blond threw a pin at you?
a: run like fuck cuz she's holding a grenade

how do you kill a blond

a:put a scratch and sniff sticker in the bottem of a pool