"Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

[Selador]

The site staff have given us a little more freedom, but let's not push it, else it might get taken away again.Edited by jrrdw.

That !!!

@Your boys testicals, @Low blows...

Members flaming each other?

This thread going once!

It would be a shame to let one person's continued "stirring", kill it for everyone.

Edit: Further replies on this matter will be deleted without notification.

Excellent.

Edited by jrrdw.

[Zeus]

Might I repost this rather amusing piece of text

[un]Official Forum Flame
===================================
Dear:
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Spammer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Dumbass
[ ] Dickhead
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Nerd
[ ] l337 K3w|

You Are Being Flamed Because
[ ] You posted a Nudity thread (anime or normal).
[ ] You posted a thread that is annoying as all hell just to look at.
[ ] You posted something that makes absolutely no sense at all.
[ ] You whine like a bitch.
[ ] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[ ] You started an off-topic thread.
[ ] You are being a parrot
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
[ ] You posted false information (or lack thereof).
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting.
[ ] You are post whoring
[ ] You posted a message all written in CAPS (oR aLtErNaTe CaPs).
[ ] You are raping the English language
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice.
[ ] You annoyed the m[g]ods
[ ] You forgot to do a search

To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Spend a night with "Bubba" in a 3x3 cell
[ ] Search the forum for the correct answer
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Stick a firecracker up your ass
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go and play on the freeway
[ ] Run with scissors
[ ] Listen to NSYNC and Nikki Webster for 2 hours

In Closing, I'd like to Say:
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your mother must've dropped you as a child
[ ] You will never post in this forum again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] You must have the mental capacity of an avocado
[ ] Your balls should be removed for what you posted
[ ] Take your crap somewhere else
[ ] Do us all a favour and jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] Go and crawl back under the rock you came from
[ ] Go play Dress-Up Barbie Online™
[ ] All of the above
=====================================

Makes things a bit easier I find.

[Gippeto]

"Riposte" for those who "almost" couldn't be bothered...

[ramses]

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blah
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stuff...
[_] You whine like a [female doggy].
[_] You bumped a thread from the last page.
[*] You started an off-topic thread. [/b]
[_] You are being a parrot
[_ ] You don't know which forum to post in.
etc.
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[MrCrowley]

Hey Zeus, how are the Aussies doing in the Ashes? Oh wait...

I invoked my right as being 1/4 English and have taken up in support of the English cricket team since NZ is doing so crap lately. At least we have someone who can bowl spin

[youtube][/youtube]

[Zeus]

Well I'm half Scottish, therefore you should be f***** afraid.

If I hear any more pisstaking or sledging from you, I'll go down there and sort you out. (I know you've got a big arse hybrid, I've been working on devices which break all of section 3 of the rules)

And don't get too exitied, I won't be wearing a kilt.

[MrCrowley]

Can someone explain ice hockey fights to me please? Why are they allowed and what's the point of them?

[boyntonstu]

Can someone explain ice hockey fights to me please? Why are they allowed and what's the point of them?

Entertainment and money.

[MrCrowley]

My main beef with American sports (NBA, MLB, NFL...), they're too 'flashy', too much about entertainment value and making money. I guess $19 million dollar sport contracts have to come from somewhere.

Perhaps it's because I've grown up watching cricket, where a professional player has a very modest salary (average salary is probably around $80-100,000USD) and that's assuming you get a salary, some players will only get paid per match. And if you don't make the national side you would struggle to support a family by playing in domestic teams. Though, even some forms of cricket are not immune to the flaws which I see in the NBA, MLB and NFL.

To me Test cricket matches are the pinnacle of sport. If you're not a fan, it would be like watching paint dry for 6 hours a day for 5 days straight.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

My main beef with American sports (NBA, MLB, NFL...), they're too 'flashy', too much about entertainment value and making money.

Because European soccer, oh that's completely different

[youtube][/youtube]

[MrCrowley]

Hahahahahaha

Okay, yeah European football is quite similar but I still don't think it's as bad as NFL or NBA. The commentators don't have as annoying voices either

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

The commentators don't have as annoying voices either

Wouldn't know, couldn't be bothered if I wanted to watch men running around in shorts... well I would be questioning a lot more than the commentator's voices.

Female tennis, now there's a spectator sport for real men

[Selador]

I have never liked watching sports.

All the way through high school, I played every sport I could.

Got the jacket, the stripes, the awards...

But even while playing sports, I never could stand to just sit and watch.

They say it only takes one ball to play football.

But it doesn't take any, to watch.

[MrCrowley]

Speaking of which, I saw Sharapova play at the Aussie Open (just reminded me, she's coming here next month to play!) and I met Daniela Hantuchova in the streets of Melbourne

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

They say it only takes one ball to play football.

But it doesn't take any, to watch

Speaking of which

Why did you only mention the Eastern European players Hantuchova rawr!!! *ahem*

Yes...