SpudFiles

You might be a spudgunner if an unintended cocktail of exotic gases has made the environment in your work space immediately lethal to anything up to and including small rodents

You might be a spudgunner if you have Electric Tape stuck on every surface of your house, including your dog

you might be a spudgunner if you come across steel bolts 200 meters from your house and instantly you realize that you sent them here

You might be a spudgunner if you are intodroduced to strangers as "this is the guy you need to watch out for"

You might be a spudgunner if you see an inanimate object (building, tree, old van) and smile because you can/have at some point put a household item clean through said object

THUNDERLORD wrote:You might be a spudgunner if: You have one brown eye and one blue eye sometimes...

I know someone who's like that (the whole time)... It's a condition known as heterochromia.

People like that are actually nice to know, because they've had to compensate for it socially with developing a personality and just being a pleasant person.

Where you'll often find people who know they're attractive can become absolute arses and still get away with it - people who aren't physically perfect have to do the opposite to be accepted.

DYI wrote:You might be a spudgunner if an unintended cocktail of exotic gases has made the environment in your work space immediately lethal to anything up to and including small rodents

Nice, I like it.

You might be a spudgunner if.......*peeks around corner* crap it's the cops!

Ragnarok wrote:

THUNDERLORD wrote:You might be a spudgunner if: You have one brown eye and one blue eye sometimes...

I know someone who's like that (the whole time)... It's a condition known as heterochromia.

People like that are actually nice to know, because they've had to compensate for it socially with developing a personality and just being a pleasant person.

Where you'll often find people who know they're attractive can become absolute arses and still get away with it - people who aren't physically perfect have to do the opposite to be accepted.

I must disagree slightly on that...One example (Pro-wrestler "Kane"):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLBEHE20 ... re=related Try telling that guy wrestling is fake!

Also in my old neighborhood, we had a cop who wanted to look like/was obsessed with "Kane", Big, Tall, Bald And... He actually wore one colored contact Geez that was crazy/ funny to see (Had to see him to understand)

Oh, since I've replied here, You might be a spudgunner if : You own a steel (or kevlar) Army helmet and plan to use it for it's intended purpose!!!

THUNDERLORD wrote:One example (Pro-wrestler "Kane") Try telling that guy wrestling is fake!

Well, of course it's not going to be a hard and fast rule, but of the people like that I've met, they've all been very nice people.

you might be a spudgunner if the little girl walking her dog runs by your house but mozys by all the other houses

and if your parents keep telling you to get your D*** ice slug molds out of the freezer

you might be a spudgunner if....

you re-activated your account after reading all 12 pages in this dam thread just for one post

-you layed down to go to bed. but realized you forgot to clean up all the pvc shavings off your bed

-you built a whole PVC combustion and the only tools you used were a steak knife and a pair of scissors (true story, cut a 4" pvc pipe with a knife... took FOREVER. and drilled all my holes by twisting a pair of scissors)

-you've raided every bedroom/bathroom/pantry/ and garage in the house looking for stuff that will fit in a 2" barrel

-something breaks and you say "Yo taylor, grab that ductape" (not nececarily a spudgunner, but any body with similar hobbies at building)

-youve had the same pvc pipe for 3-4years, and have moved 3 times since then

-you're new years/4th of july entertainment involves potatoes and dry ice bombs, not fireworks

-you can build anything and everything with pvc pipe

-you've had withdrawals after running out of propane... and your so broke. you re-setup your gun to run off deoderant

-you have to lock your door everytime you leave your room cause little kids will possibly die upon entry, with all the cool stuff and sharp objects

-you've daydreamed of using your potato guns as a home defence weapon in case of a break in

-you just mounted your guitar strap to your propane injected gun cause it looks BadAss

-you dont wear ear protection while shooting guns, blowing stuff up, or going to the dragraces. because the louder the sound the bigger the smile. and earplugs are for pansies and women

-youve gotten birthday presents in the mail from Mcmaster

that is all for now... i havent been on here in AGES. just broke out the guns last night when i got bored

If you're asking for a home depot gift card for Christmas because your grandparents have no clue where or what sprinkler valves are.

- You might be a spudgunner if you're trying to work out a very specific set of import/export questions.

- You may be a total nerd if you're watching a TV show and find yourself shouting at the TV to the effect of "SCIENCE DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!!!" or "YOU FAIL AT PHYSICS FOREVER!!!"

DriftingRz wrote:-you dont wear ear protection while shooting guns, blowing stuff up, or going to the dragraces. because the louder the sound the bigger the smile. and earplugs are for pansies and women

And people that want their hearing to last.

It's not about loud being unpleasant - it's about loud being damaging. As such, I strongly suggest that anyone shooting spudguns ( orany other type of gun for that matter), blowing stuff up, using loud tools, or basically anything like that uses ear protection.

If wanting my hearing to last makes me a pansy, then I'm a pansy, as it's better to be a pansy than a deaf eejit.

If you constantly have to explain "no this wont blow me up because ...."

If your wife tapes a sprinkler valve to her hat to get more "attention"

jook13 wrote:If your wife tapes a sprinkler valve to her hat to get more "attention"

or between her shoulder blades

or between her shoulder blades

it took me a while to understand it...