Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 7:32 pm
That one is ages old.
How do you kill a blond?
A: Tell her that chlorine tablen is just a large TUMS pill!
How do you kill a blond?
A: Tell her that chlorine tablen is just a large TUMS pill!
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Posted: Sun Jun 18, 2006 9:57 pm
I'm pretty sure you can do that by saying "go kill yourself".
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 12:53 am
what do you call a black man flying a plane?
A: a pilot, you F'ing racist....
A: a pilot, you F'ing racist....
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 11:23 am
Edit:
I read the first Jokes post and wrore replys for the really old ones on accident so I just edited them out....
Here kitty kitty kityy....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
I read the first Jokes post and wrore replys for the really old ones on accident so I just edited them out....
Here kitty kitty kityy....
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK".
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 4:53 pm
blonds cant do puzzles
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:17 pm
for those who have google earth check this out, go to google earth and in the search bar paste these coordinates: 32 40 35.41 N 117 09 24.19 W thats a damn big building too..... I put a placemark there and titled it "Nazi Headquarters" ...it prob is too.
You can DownLoad google earth here : http://earth.google.com/
You can DownLoad google earth here : http://earth.google.com/
Posted: Mon Jun 19, 2006 8:31 pm
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 5:22 am
I think I found "Area 51", coordinates : 37 14 13.73 N 115 48 40.54 W
Pretty cool if you look around it, a 5+mile runway?? come on seriously.
What do you call a blonde doing a head stand?
A: Big lips and bad breath.
Pretty cool if you look around it, a 5+mile runway?? come on seriously.
What do you call a blonde doing a head stand?
A: Big lips and bad breath.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:54 am
I bet they build that on purpose.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 10:57 am
hahaha. where is that building?
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:03 pm
for ironys sake, probably in israel
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:28 pm
LOL Nazi's in Isreal.... who would've guessed 
I'm such a tard... I looked for like 10 minutes before I saw the Swastika... lol
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
I'm such a tard... I looked for like 10 minutes before I saw the Swastika... lol
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:30 pm
San Diego, on the bay....
back to jokes: So these 2 men are walking down the street, then a mugger comes up and demands there money, so they pull out wallets, and before one man gave any to the mugger he turns to his friend and says, heres that $100 that I owe you.
back to jokes: So these 2 men are walking down the street, then a mugger comes up and demands there money, so they pull out wallets, and before one man gave any to the mugger he turns to his friend and says, heres that $100 that I owe you.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 12:44 pm
That's been said before on this thread....
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Posted: Tue Jun 20, 2006 2:38 pm
the pizza one was gold