SpudFiles

You might be a spudgunner if fitting ten foot lengths of 6" pipe in your small sedan is a regular task...no matter if the pipe is pressing against the windshield, preventing you from seeing anything to the right of the pipe.

OK this is great, i read through all 13 pages and was rolling on the floor laughing by the end, how about we type this up and put it on some holy psge of fame for all of us to edit and laugh at? I would be willing to help incase any one agrees to my idea!

john bunsenburner wrote:how about we type this up and put it on some holy psge of fame for all of us to edit and laugh at?

You could pull out the best of these and create a humour section in the spud wiki, I suppose. That would work.

Doubt anyone would object. In fact, I might do some work on it myself later on, but I have other things to do right now.

Ok sure i guess it would be a great idea!

You might be a spudgunner if you walked 6 miles round trip to buy pipe because you couldn't get a ride to the plumbing supply!

(True story. It sucked, but the gun was great!)

you might be a spudgunner if..
You like to buy expensive things and use them as targets.

you might be a spudgunnder if when your at a shooting range, and someone says their gun has a large bore, you instantly get a sinking feeling when they meant its .5 inches in diameter, not 6 inches.

you might be a spudgunner if marbles arent for playing marbles with

you might be a spudgunner if the car you just bought has, within 2 days of its purchase, been used to carry more than 15 peices of 10 foot pipe.

You might be a spudgunner if you are thinking of taking the motor out of a car to make it into a compressor

You might be a spudgunner if you have dreamed of mounting a cannon in the bed of your truck.

You might be a spudgunner if you intend to spend 30mins out in the shed, and actually spend days in there..

Chance is high that someone is a spudgunner if he/she applies to 5 or more things from this list:
-Tries to open up a ballvalve as fast as possible
-Is an engineer or is becoming one
-Likes mythbusters
-Interested in firearms
-Plays paintball or airsoft
-Looks at machines or other mechanical stuff
-Has an air compressor
-Has a room, shed, or house full of junk

guilty for all, we should make like a: are you a true spudgunner or not web page, just as a joke.

Guilty of all on the list. Here's another;

If you have ever tried to make airsoft or paintball more popular in your area in order to create a market for custom built weapons, aircraft, or anti-aircraft guns.

you might be a spud gunner if

you know all the part numbers in the plumbing section of Home Depot

The employees at Home Depot. know what BBMG, HEAL, and various other terms mean

The employees acuse you of having a lot of Physics projects

The Hardware store keeps the extra pipe (stuff people only cut a foot off of) in a special bin with your name on it.

The tire stores refuse to give you free valve stems for "Science projects" any more.

The cops showed up to your house and just wanted to play with your guns after the neighbor called them. (I live in a rural area, Spud gunning IS legal!!)

You collecet disposebal cameras for potential ignition devices

Ragnarok wrote:You may be a total nerd if you're watching a TV show and find yourself shouting at the TV to the effect of "SCIENCE DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT!!!" or "YOU FAIL AT PHYSICS FOREVER!!!"

Happens every time I watch TV!