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cheers and guilty for all, oh got to go, need to check on my bin in the home depot

You might be a spudgunner if:

You've ever driven past a construction site, seen the big 6 foot diameter pipes and thought anything other than "those pipes are for raw sewage."

your shopping list reads: Lowes, Home Depot, Ace, Radioshack, Grocery Store, Personal Protection Store, camping supply store, Battery Store, Auto parts store, computer parts store" and it's all for the same project

You might be a spud gunner if Your forigen neighbors belive the big bang theory is the sounds that come from behind your house.

Spud Wiki Joke page started:

http://www.spudfiles.com/spud_wiki/inde ... ding_Jokes

I stress, please don't blind copy across every "You might be a spudder" quote from this topic, ask yourself these questions:
1) Is it reasonably funny?
2) Do you need to know about a specific event to make this funny?
3) Do I need to know who originally posted this to make it funny?

The answers should be Yes for the first one, and No to the second two before you add it.
Also, don't add something unless you've checked it's not already on the list.

You might be a spudgunner if...

YOURE AFRAID OF GOING TO HOMEBASE BECAUSE EVERYONE STARES AT YOU WIERDLY WHEN YOU WALK TOWARDS THE DOOR WITH PIPES AND VALVES FOR THE 20th TIME THAT MONTH!

hehe I liked the epoxy redefinition.

Spudding jokes eh?

Q: What do you get if you cross a combustion spudgun with a tennis racket?

A: French Fries

That sort of thing?

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:hehe I liked the epoxy redefinition.

That was yours in the first place, you eejit!
Or is this a not so subtle attempt to get praise?

And yes, if you like - Added!

Lol I suspected that might be the case but didn't bother to look up the original thread to make sure, ah well

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:but didn't bother to look up the original thread to make sure, ah well

I even linked the original thread in at the top of the page, how much easier could it have been? :tongue3:

jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Q: What do you get if you cross a combustion spudgun with a tennis racket?

A: French Fries

Though the joke is funny, I do remember that someone actually tried this and shot a potato through something like chicken wire.
Result: you cant make fries by launching spuds at rasters, the spud just goes trough and the mesh is destroyed.

Oh come on!
People insist on having these put into a location of their own, I even start the process, and not one person has added ANYTHING to the wiki pages.

I'm very disappointed at you all.

ok, im a bit late on this topic but I think mines worth it,

you might be a spudgunner if your parents lock the basement as a punishment

you might be a spudgunner if your parents take you seriously when you say how cool it would be to convert a water slide to shoot people

both of these have happened to me

lol, nice. I think we should start a contest for best, "you might be a spudgunner if..." line. seemed to catch a lot of peoples attention and brought out some comedy to the site.

what do u guys think? If u guys say yes, i will make the thread for it.

Well there is already this thread... Its a bit like voting on the best joke, everyone has different tastes, and different ones of these apply to different people. It think it is much better left as just a thread for people to post their clever thoughts.

yeah, your right