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Labtecpower wrote:

Zeus wrote:Labtec, if you get a HTC, I will never look at you the same.

Please tell me how you look at me now

Well, what ever works for you...

Labtecpower wrote: Please tell me how you look at me now

I look at you strangely for looking way back through the thread just to prove a point, and though we decided you aren't a wimminz, I think you may <s>be</s> have lady parts because you bought one.

If it works for you, then go for it, though why you didn't go with a touch screen I've no idea.

Hey guys, I need a bit of help with some pick up lines on women. Any good ones that work pretty well? I would try the "How much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice" one, but that sounds corny. So any good ones that work? Funny and serious ones, and please don't tell me to look on google because I don't want to end up with a shit load of porn...

I don't see how the polar bear one is a pick up line...

"if you were a booger I'd pick you first"

warhead052 wrote:Hey guys, I need a bit of help with some pick up lines on women. Any good ones that work pretty well? I would try the "How much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice" one, but that sounds corny. So any good ones that work? Funny and serious ones, and please don't tell me to look on google because I don't want to end up with a crap load of porn...

If this is for a research assignment, I can't really help you but if this is for you personally, don't use pick up lines IMO. You can use them but it's all about delivery, if you're not a funny person I wouldn't use them as the difference between the polar bear pick-up line being funny or being corny is how it's delivered.

Approach a girl with confidence, introduce yourself and ask their name and stuff but don't spend too long asking the usual questions (where you from, what do you do, what school/college do you go to etc.) as that gets boring fast and everyone asks them that. Talk about interests such as music, partying, plans for the holidays and stuff like that, if you can't think of much to say just ask questions and try to relate to topics that interest them. Don't turn it in to 21 questions but don't make it so that you do all the talking and they can only reply with short answers

warhead052 wrote:Hey guys, I need a bit of help with some pick up lines on women. Any good ones that work pretty well? I would try the "How much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice" one, but that sounds corny. So any good ones that work? Funny and serious ones, and please don't tell me to look on google because I don't want to end up with a crap load of porn...

I won't tell you to look on Google, I'll tell you to look up "Sosuave", looks like bull at first, but the mentality is spot on.

No answer your question directly, pick up lines are bullshit. Just get and maintain eye contact, approach and make a comment on the situation. Keep it light and most of all keep this in mind.

It doesn't matter, she's not going to hurt you, at the very worst what can she do? Say no, that's all. And there's a hell of a lot of girls out there, don't get hung up on one. She won't make your life any better, if you aren't happy, then she won't change that.

Basically, just do it.

Edit: Also, just let girls talk, like MrC said, ask a bit, they'll talk underwater if you show some interest in them.

I must of typed wrong... What would be some of the funniest and serious pick up lines you guys have heard/said/made up.

Without a doubt, this is the funniest I've heard (from 0:41 onwards):
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The best one by far is "Excuse me miss, does this cloth smell of chlorofom to you?"

i just cashed all my checks, got 385 bucks!! wooot woot!!!! buuuuuut!!!! i wanna go do some spending, but i think i might leave my debit cards home, i want to save this money if i want to go to mexico, in january for a missions trip

but i also need a phone

MrCrowley wrote:Without a doubt, this is the funniest I've heard (from 0:41 onwards):
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Haha nice. And jsr, this day in age you* would get arrested for saying that to some one... *I mean you as in anyone.

warhead052 wrote:Hey guys, I need a bit of help with some pick up lines on women. Any good ones that work pretty well? I would try the "How much does a polar bear weigh, enough to break the ice" one, but that sounds corny. So any good ones that work? Funny and serious ones, and please don't tell me to look on google because I don't want to end up with a crap load of porn...

This is the last place id ask that but anyway he's one only the auzzies would know ''They say you are what you eat and by tomorrow morning I'd like to be you.'' maybe some Greeks too.

jsefcik wrote:i just cashed all my checks, got 385 bucks!! wooot woot!!!! buuuuuut!!!! i wanna go do some spending, but i think i might leave my debit cards home, i want to save this money if i want to go to mexico, in january for a missions trip

but i also need a phone

dam dude i feel sorry for ya, i just started work and i get more than that(not much) weekly and its a pretty bad pay for Aussie standers not trying to brag but i was really surprised.

warhead052 wrote:And jsr, this day in age you* would get arrested for saying that to some one...

*I mean you as in anyone.

why say anything at all

Labtecpower wrote:Please tell me how you look at me now

Like a big girl's blouse

"Whats you friends name?". or "Have you been putting on weight?" or "What do you recommend for this rash?" or "It's just a cold sore" or "Do you want to come back to my moms house and play video games?"

You can use any one of those you want.

jrrdw wrote:You can use any one of those you want.

Given how their mind tends to work, the first two would probably have a significant success rate