Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:08 am
yhose were pretty funny 
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt and then crosses the road again?
A:A dirty double crosser
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 5:19 am
Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:26 pm
this link is not a joke but still funny, we taste like bacon!
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/ar ... ks_pe.html
http://www.collisiondetection.net/mt/ar ... ks_pe.html
Posted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 10:09 pm
Female Engineers...
File their nails with a Leatherman.
Make jewelry out of wire, resistors, transistors, and chips.
Would rather discuss the strength of a bridge than the strength of their relationship.
Know why a Dickies purse is cool.
Think tools are romantic gifts.
Have thought about re-engineering a bra.
Have tried to make a bra out of duct tape.
Read Popular Mechanics instead of Cosmo for fashion tips.
Are the only ones smart enough to enter into a field that is 95% male.
Have used nail polish remover for more than just removing nail polish.
Know the value of hairspray's flammable properties.
File their nails with a Leatherman.
Make jewelry out of wire, resistors, transistors, and chips.
Would rather discuss the strength of a bridge than the strength of their relationship.
Know why a Dickies purse is cool.
Think tools are romantic gifts.
Have thought about re-engineering a bra.
Have tried to make a bra out of duct tape.
Read Popular Mechanics instead of Cosmo for fashion tips.
Are the only ones smart enough to enter into a field that is 95% male.
Have used nail polish remover for more than just removing nail polish.
Know the value of hairspray's flammable properties.
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 9:24 pm
I once saw I guy with those. i was waiting for the walk signal, and he leaned out his window like "hey, like me balls?" and drove away
Posted: Sun Oct 15, 2006 10:24 pm
there are three men, a priest a thief and a mechanic all sentenced to death by a guilitine. the priest goes first and asked if he can face up toward the lord, so he does, inches from his neck the blade stops, and the executioners decide to spare his life. next is the thief, he thought since the priest was saved by facing god he would to, and he also was spared. the last was the mechanic who decided to face the sky as well. the blade was released and the blade stopped, he pointed up at the guilitine and said" Theres your problem"
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 4:59 pm
There was this kid named Johnny. Johnny Deeper. He had this really hot girl in his class, and one day he told her to take all her clothes off. "But joohhhnnnnyyyyyy" she whined. 'My dad's the principal, and he'll expel you" So she obeys and he starts doing it.....
His dad walks in and sees him and shouts "JOHNNY DEEPER!!" his son said "I'm trying dad!"
yeah not too good I'll type up some more
His dad walks in and sees him and shouts "JOHNNY DEEPER!!" his son said "I'm trying dad!"
yeah not too good I'll type up some more
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:11 pm
Kinda racist...
What do you call a bunch of flying whites? Snow
What do you call a bunch of flying blacks? Night
What do you call a bunch of flying mexicans? Pollution
What do you call some whites pushing a car up a hill? White power
What do you call some blacks pushing a car up a hill? Soul power
What do you call some mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto
An italian, a texan, and a mexican were on a cliff. The italian said "there's too much wine in italy" so he took out a bottle of wine and threw it off. The mexican agreed and threw some crack off the cliff. The texan thought for a minute, and threw the mexican off the cliff.
Why are blacks good at basketball? They can jump, shoot, run.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (say this out loud...)
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
What do you call a bunch of flying whites? Snow
What do you call a bunch of flying blacks? Night
What do you call a bunch of flying mexicans? Pollution
What do you call some whites pushing a car up a hill? White power
What do you call some blacks pushing a car up a hill? Soul power
What do you call some mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto
An italian, a texan, and a mexican were on a cliff. The italian said "there's too much wine in italy" so he took out a bottle of wine and threw it off. The mexican agreed and threw some crack off the cliff. The texan thought for a minute, and threw the mexican off the cliff.
Why are blacks good at basketball? They can jump, shoot, run.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? (say this out loud...)
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
Posted: Tue Oct 17, 2006 5:58 pm
do this to a friend, ask him to finish your sentance
say:
"peace love and ha"
say:
"peace love and ha"
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 9:40 pm
I don't get it...saladtossser wrote:do this to a friend, ask him to finish your sentance
say:
"peace love and ha"
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:14 pm
say "happiness" without the "ha"
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:19 pm
oh ok, kinda of like my "If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?"
Posted: Fri Oct 20, 2006 11:23 pm
Hey did you know your wenus (spelling?) is the skin on your elbow? Not sure but I'm pretty sure. So you could go to people like "Hey, you bumped me with your wenus. Wanna see mine?"
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 12:59 am
oh i thought it would end up saying "peave love and hate"saladtossser wrote:do this to a friend, ask him to finish your sentance
say:
"peace love and ha"
Posted: Sat Oct 21, 2006 1:55 am
Cover yourself! Your epidermis is showing!