Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 9:18 am
damn, how do i get in that shower?jrrdw wrote:Dam, howd she get in my shower?jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:Now?
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Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 10:23 am
baby jesus butt plug
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 11:41 am
Jack appears to be slightly tipsy.
I thought you disconnected your computer before you got drunk? Sort of an "If you're too drunk to reconnect it, you're too drunk to be posting" thing.
I thought you disconnected your computer before you got drunk? Sort of an "If you're too drunk to reconnect it, you're too drunk to be posting" thing.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 12:08 pm
lol.
ok, just got jhomre from the work xmas bashm , going to pack m ypbags and im off to the motjherland till nesxt year.
merry chruistmas to all and good muck for the new year, yes.
ciock. balls,
yes,
aaaaaaaaa!
ZA RODNYU!!!
ok, just got jhomre from the work xmas bashm , going to pack m ypbags and im off to the motjherland till nesxt year.
merry chruistmas to all and good muck for the new year, yes.
ciock. balls,
yes,
aaaaaaaaa!
ZA RODNYU!!!
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 2:36 pm
lol. I suggest an 8 hour ban for his own safety. 
EDIT:That is no longer a joke. We wouldn't want jrrdw to hit him with his ban-hammer in self defense or anything.
Here's the fix to the AirBus engine problem.
EDIT:That is no longer a joke. We wouldn't want jrrdw to hit him with his ban-hammer in self defense or anything.
Here's the fix to the AirBus engine problem.
Posted: Fri Dec 24, 2010 3:01 pm
Maybe he decided to "go Russian" with a few bottles of cheap wodka.
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 5:48 pm
Just one bottle, of not quite so cheap vodkaLabtecpower wrote:Maybe he decided to "go Russian" with a few bottles of cheap wodka.
Apologies for the blatant PUI and being MIA for the past 10 days, my Moscow internet connection was snowed out but I'm back in epoxyland
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:25 pm
JSR wrote:Just one bottle, of not quite so cheap vodka
Hey Jack, you get what you pay for (hang over).....don'tcha?
Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 6:34 pm
While it doesn't seem to affect the inability to recall what happened the previous night, I do find that the quality of the vodka (not necessarily proportional to the price) is inversely proportional to the severity of the hangover.
In this regard, I thoroughly recommend Русский Стандарт платина
In this regard, I thoroughly recommend Русский Стандарт платина
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 1:58 am
"epoxyland", is that a stupor from epoxy fumes, or home?jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:my Moscow internet connection was snowed out but I'm back in epoxyland
maybe both...
I've stopped watching TV, the internet contains so much more engaging and interesting (albeit largely textual) media than television. The only TV show I actively watch(ed) is The Walking Dead
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:40 am
Home, the fabled underground bunker built entirely out of binary adhesiveslinuxexorcist wrote:"epoxyland", is that a stupor from epoxy fumes, or home?
I never watch TV, the internet provides all the entertainment I need, available when I decided to view it.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:46 am
I'm not sure how many of these are actually real but this one is funny:
edit: Ah, don't mean to impose on the religion ban we have. Think of it as a scientifical question.
edit: Ah, don't mean to impose on the religion ban we have. Think of it as a scientifical question.
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 2:54 am
oh, wow, 10 feet? so, do peoples houses alternately freeze and burst into flames as the earth rotates?
not to mention aircraft...
that reminds me of a story a the beginning of a brief history of time:
not to mention aircraft...
that reminds me of a story a the beginning of a brief history of time:
please note that due to my short attention span, my reading of a brief history of time remains incompleteStephen Hawking wrote:A well-known scientist (some say it was Bertrand Russell) once gave a public lecture on astronomy. He described how the earth orbits around the sun and how the sun, in turn, orbits around the center of a vast collection of stars called our galaxy. At the end of the lecture, a little old lady at the back of the room got up and said: "What you have told us is rubbish. The world is really a flat plate supported on the back of a giant tortoise." The scientist gave a superior smile before replying, "What is the tortoise standing on?" "You're very clever, young man, very clever", said the old lady. "But it's turtles all the way down!"
Posted: Tue Jan 04, 2011 3:09 am
lamebook.com, hours of fun
On the lines of supernatural claims without impinging on religion:
On the lines of supernatural claims without impinging on religion: