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If I can find a good enough video, I will share it.

warhead052 wrote:If I can find a good enough video, I will share it.

Just remember, fancy spin on your tippy toes, a giant leap, point and shoot, hit the target, stick the landing.

Haha, except for one thing Jrrdw. I don't have my pointe shoes, and that's a good thing.

warhead052 wrote:Haha, except for one thing Jrrdw. I don't have my pointe shoes, and that's a good thing.

What do you think combat boots are for!

Good point, but not flexible enough.

Warhead, was that video at all accurate? Not so much in intentions, but actions?


And condolences to SB, he's welcome to move down here and bask in the glory of a BE reactor.

mark.f wrote:Shame. I would.

If what you get is what is in the ad, it's the equivalent of standing at good meat restaurant ogling and sniffing at the steaks.

Use the money you were going to spend on ballet shoes on a bowie knife and some duct tape

Ask any of his housemaids if he is gay:


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BTB wrote:Ask any of his housemaids if he is gay

Then ask his boy friend! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

By actions what do you mean Zeus? If you mean being that perverted, then no. I would be thrown out in seconds if I did that, and I don't want to be thrown out. I am apparently an extremely good dancer who should continue (I don't believe it...) but that I could possibly end up in the New York City Ballet. Or American Ballet Theater. So I don't want to mess up my chances this early on.

The following taken shamelessly off reddit, brilliant:

So you're born, right? And not 30 minutes after you take that first breath of fresh air and monster piss you've been holding in for 9 months, you get this warm, round thing shoved in your face that is full of food and is tailor made for someone your current size and shape to be able to use without any instruction.

For the next year, all you need to do is yell out, and these perfect globes of engineering appear to appease you. Quite literally EVERYTHING you need to survive is provided by 2 godlike melons that are at your beck and call.

Suddenly, and quite arbitrarily, the greatest thing in the world is taken away. It becomes "uncouth" to cry and reach for breasts at the mall. From 3 until whenever-you-find-a-girlfriend, the world is full of your favorite things, heaving up and down like schooner rounding Cape Horn, and you are 100% powerless to do anything about it.

Worse still, around 10, still YEARS away from touching one yourself, you aren't even allowed to look at the jiggly goodness without fear of getting labeled a pervert.

This is why men don't cry and are emotionally distant. Having the only thing you want taken away, hidden, then brought back into your life with hundreds of rules and social mores governing your behavior around them is maddening.

i got a question for you guys,

i have a baby boy 17 months, and obvisouly it is possible to claim taxes for him each year, i am no longer with my ex, she claimed him in taxes and got a shit load of money back, can both spouses claim the lil guy???? or should we just make an agreement to split it????

Anyone else notice the new "cougar life" ads on SF ?

"Think all the good guys are taken?? You're looking in the wrong generation!!"

Gun Freak wrote:Anyone else notice the new "cougar life" ads on SF ?

"Think all the good guys are taken?? You're looking in the wrong generation!!"

God they are annoying... Had my girl friend over and she saw those and flipped, took me 4 hours to assure her I didn't visit those sites and that they looked like shit compared to her.