SpudFiles

Hawkeye wrote:Sledge Hammer: Large two handed hammer used to crush shop radio playing "When a Man Loves a Woman".

Stop! ...hammer time!
The number of things I've smashed with sledgehammers... not many actually, I should do it more often.

We need to make the list up into a large JPEG that can be printed out on A4 or A3 paper, with amusing pictures, not unlike these here:


@bigbob12345: Yup, that's why I suggested it. I find that trying to cut through copper (my main material, just my luck that it's the worst for dremelling) results in lots of cutting discs being used. Fortunately, I picked up a really good deal on tool bits recently, getting 460 for only slightly more than I once got 100 for. Hopefully that will last me a while.

Ragnarok wrote:We need to make the list up into a large JPEG that can be printed out on A4 or A3 paper, with amusing pictures

On that note, addendum:

BELT GRINDER

Removes fingertips and nails faster than you can notice.
Will grab your clothes, and tear them apart if you are within a 2 meter radius.



LATHE

Does the same as the belt grinder, but instead of your fingertips, your head is removed (as shown when you type "lathe accident" in google)
Doesn't like long hair, or the dangling threads of your hoodie.



DREMEL

Kills every toolbit it touches, and pierces your face with shards of cutting disks.



CUTTING FLUID

Used to spray friends with milky fluid smelling like fish, while playing with the flow control valve.
Also makes you break you neck, when spilled on the floor.

9 inch grinder - good for cutting electrical cable REALLY fast, also, arms.

Toolbox: Useful for scattering tools across the floor when the operator forgets to fasten the latch.

Pegboard: Used for hanging items suitable for maiming workers around the nearby workbench