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Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:22 pm
by jrrdw
All right this is just turning into a argument and waste of space. Let that be it.
Posted: Mon Feb 27, 2012 10:33 pm
by jsefcik
well on the good note besides all that, my son was playing and i called him into my bedroom to eat for dinner he comes in i feed him and i said if you are done playing for a while come lay with me , so he crawls up on the bed , looks at me and crawls and sits like i was, legs crossed and hands crossed behind his head,
I thought it was the cutest thing, he is really cute when he does things like that
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:35 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
warhead052 wrote:nade launcher
That sounds bad.
"I'll kick you in the nades!" sort of thing.
We've had our Jack Russell over 15 years now and he would have set us back tens of thousands of dollars through dog registration, vaccine shots, vet check ups, medical care, kennels and food.
Jesus, imagine what raising kids would cost.
I like the way it was presented on xkcd

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 1:47 am
by Crna Legija
jrrdw wrote:I would soooooo kick you to the curb! You just don't know....
ohh fuck yeah.
I still keep thinking your fuking 13, why dont you buy one of the anit kid walking up the stairs things to stop you dog and 2year old form going up their?
or better yet fuking train the dog my uncles go will wait at the front door for hours before hanging a piss in the house and if he does is in his own bed.
so all single fathers, dont spend any money on anything else, dont pay bills,insurance, dont spend a dime other then what your kid needs
if you only got 500 bucks then fuken oath mate
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:06 am
by jrrdw
A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole all live in a little mole hole.
One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says, "Yum! I smell maple syrup!"
The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"
The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell is
Molasses."
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 9:28 am
by Gippeto
That's a good one jrrdw..

Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:32 pm
by jsefcik
Crna Legija wrote:jrrdw wrote:I would soooooo kick you to the curb! You just don't know....
ohh fork yeah.
I still keep thinking your fuking 13, why dont you buy one of the anit kid walking up the stairs things to stop you dog and 2year old form going up their?
or better yet fuking train the dog my uncles go will wait at the front door for hours before hanging a piss in the house and if he does is in his own bed.
so all single fathers, dont spend any money on anything else, dont pay bills,insurance, dont spend a dime other then what your kid needs
if you only got 500 bucks then fuken oath mate
we have tryed one of those my dog chews the wood or hopes over them or just climbs through the side of them on the steps
Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2012 4:35 pm
by sharpshooter11000
You could just keep the dog outside in a kennel, it could pee wherever it wants then...
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:19 am
by jackssmirkingrevenge
jsefcik wrote:we have tryed one of those my dog chews the wood or hopes over them or just climbs through the side of them on the steps
Sentry gun

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:38 am
by D_Hall
[never mind]
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:05 pm
by warhead052
jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:jsefcik wrote:we have tryed one of those my dog chews the wood or hopes over them or just climbs through the side of them on the steps
Sentry gun

Finish your 3mm one and sell it to Jessie. I think he would enjoy it.
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:14 pm
by jsefcik
sharpshooter11000 wrote:You could just keep the dog outside in a kennel, it could pee wherever it wants then...
my dog is a wimp being left outside too long. but he has been behaving
Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:55 pm
by jrrdw
D_Hall wrote:[never mind]
Shades of Gilda Radner?
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Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:25 pm
by jakethebeast
DUDE's, am i seeing that no one of you want's a puukko?

Posted: Wed Feb 29, 2012 4:05 pm
by jrrdw
jakethebeast wrote:DUDE's, am i seeing that no one of you want's a puukko?

What is a puukko?