"Offtopic-posts-topic" NSFW

[Technician1002]

Ask a woman if she would like to have labor pain without getting a kid in return. Now ask a guy if he would take that kick for a new ATV.

It depends on how bad you want some things in life.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

hehe obviously the logic is flawed, but the conclusion is no less amusing

'ere's a friendly pop at our brothers across the pond:

Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.

[POLAND_SPUD]

here is a simple app for fueling of hybrids (volumetric)
sure hope it's ok
EDIT
works ok, but crashes if you press calculate without entering chamber volume or pressure
ohh and your phone has to have option 'download apps from outside of the android/play market' selected to be able to download it

either direct link or QR code below
https://docs.google.com/file/d/0B_PfPoE ... VCUGM/edit


App inventor isn't that bad - ideal for simple apps - I know I could use it to make a simple app for controlling arduino via bluetooth or some other basic stuff like a calculator... but it IS limited

[Gippeto]

Americans: Iran and Iraq are countries, not Apple products, so say their names properly.

Then bloody spell it Earaun and Earak.

While yer at it...learn to pronounce potato and tomato correctly would ya? Bunch 'o pommy tossers the lot of ya.

[jakethebeast]

The nurses at the local hospital start to remember me

I was driving with the bicycyle and i didint notice that the sidewalk just like ended (it was dark) soo i flew to the sandy road face first.

And the moment i walked to the hospital the nurse was "Oh, you again, what this time?" and a wide grin in her face

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

So even without your license, you're still looking for creative ways to injure yourself careful, those hands are precious!

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

I was only a matter of time!

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don't try this at home of course.

[MrCrowley]

A young guy committed suicide at our university today by jumping from the 6th floor of the business building: http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/artic ... d=10845489

Considering it's exam period (finals), the place was probably packed with students studying. The witness accounts sound pretty awful, hard to imagine something like that happening in front of you. I have a tendency to study at home in peace and quiet so I wasn't there at all today.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

Ouch, sorry to hear that.

This is why people should keep diaries at their darkest times. It will remind them of instances when they honestly believed they would rather be dead, which they have now forgotten.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

HOW DO I RPG LOL

[POLAND_SPUD]

this is much better imo
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[jackssmirkingrevenge]

hehehe... Arabs fighting.

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lol.

[POLAND_SPUD]

more like ->> fighting with homemade arms that aren't up to the job...

not that it doesn't happen or didn't happen in regular armies - go check figures for WWII - they were fairly high IIRC

my google skills fail me but if you get better luck post them

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

fighting with homemade arms that aren't up to the job...

Heck, it happens with several thousand dollars worth of high tech missile too:

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[al-xg]

hehehe... Arabs fighting.

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lol.

Left-over Eldest Son Project ammuntion? I think I saw that video used in an article on that subject, or the more recent uses of similar tactics, I didn't check the sources at the time though so who knows...