The second F***ing time!!!

[Brian the brain]

Most stabbings happen by knife of the victim.
I ended my story by saying I no longer carry weapons.
The saw looked very impressive, that was the main reason I carried it.
Just showing it made them pee their pants..It would not be a very good weapon in an actual fight.

If you really need something go with mace or pepperspray.You won't kill them.
You will not get killed if they use it on you

[alex bennett]

check out this video.

http://www.break.com/index/red_neck_bmw_road_rage.html

...i laughed for a good five minutes at this one.

[pyrogeek]

guerrila warfare ftw!
Ambush the mofo with a paintball gun, and make sure to shoot them in the junk.

[Flying_Salt]

I don't like all this weapons talk
I'm an introvert (look it up) so I don't have any "enemies". If someone does want to bug me, I would just put my rear in gear and take off! Most people can't throw a knife too well, so zig-zagging might help. Anyway, that was just a little kid putting things in perspectice.