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salad tosser, the chemical bomb with hydrocloric acid goes like this: get a plastic bottle w/ screw on cap. get some alumium foil, and make enough balls (lil bigger than pea's) to fill bout....1/10 the way up....you can get away with less than that actually, just put a lot in there, then take it to a safe, remote location. make sure this location dosent have living stuff like plants/animals you want to kill. sit the bottle down on the ground, and carefully pour the hydrocloric acid in the bottle, i would say about 15ml, but i never measure, just pour, quickly screw the bottle cap on, make sure it is tight , if not it will not compress the mixture and wont combust. give it a quick shake, and run. dont get down wind, im not sure what gas it gives off, but i know clorine gas closes your air way (bad) and this stuff kills grass...plants...trees...anything. i got down wind of this stuff before, i just got a little wiff, it burned.

i just made a camera flash ignitor, and...i just electricuted myself.
wearing gloves from now on

me and my dad where wresseling in the pool, he hit a nerve point on the back of my leg and it flew forward and broke his nose

hammering down a screecheroo, got a little carried away and BANG!!! the thimg blew up about a foot away from my face, i think i know what its like to be in a room when a flash-bang gernade goes off

Shot and broke my toe during a paintball match... That hurt and I didn't whow it was broken until blood drippen from my shoe. So I had to sit out the rest of the day.

Lets see...
-Wode a wagon down a cliff.... Knocked out for 3 minutes
-Wode bike down large, steep hill... backwards
- Went down Very steep hill in and carboard tube thing.
-shot self if the foot with a bb gun
- Annoyed rattlesnake.
- waved large stick at angery dogs then got attacked and had to climb up a tree
-Lit self on fire... Multiple times...
- Let fireworks in hand..
- JUmped off a bridge
- Pulled by a bike on a skate board going down a large hill and fell really bad.
-Ran around wearing a soviet union flag on the 4th of july.
-fell of my roof
- Electricuted myself on purpose by shoving paper clip in an electrical socket
-Almost shot my thumb off with a 9mm hand gun.
- ran the bases on our school softball field.. Naked..
- Nearly lost all my blood from so many accidents one summer. Anywhere you looked you could see parts of my skin.
-Hit self in head with large stick.
- pissed on a friends tent. Then they pissed on me.


Just some of my advetures

You my friend are what people call a dumbshit!
Why would you hit yourself with a stick? Ad pissoff dogs? And not to mention lighting yourself on fire!?

I didnt think the dogs would attack, The stick was heavy and dropped it on my head, and lighting yourself on fire is fun.

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3 out of 4 things had to do with fire. Maybe this is a clue that you shouldnt play with it anymore

I think it could even be 4 things if it was a combustion gun!

Yeah but i didn't want to assume.
Ive also let my friend shoot me with his full auto airsoft gun point blank with my shirt off.

Are you trying to impress us with your stupidity? I think you need to get a [edited] brain!

Hey just doind what the topic ask. I really think I should have died a Long time ago.

Well my school used have a airplane class, and now teh hangers are used as art rooms and One time me and my friend mason were high and I got my gum wrapper and put it in one of those welding wall outlets, i didnt get shocke but i almost peed myself, the gun wrapper exploded and tehre was sparks and smoke, ms mccubbin looked at me and said "Now I hope you learned your lesson"

All and all shes the best teacher ever.
Any otehr teacher would have expelled me.

DUH!!! I did that with a paper clip in kindergarden and shoked the teacher!