Guy almost killed by a spudgun

spud yeti · Tue Jul 10, 2007 1:29 pm

ok, ive got it. a guy is walking along with a baseball bat, and a potato launcher. he decides to have some fun, so he goes to load up the launcher, using the bat as a ramrod. however, the bat is too short, so he throws it away into the night (and accidentally, yet solidly, thumps someone) he then shoots his cannon up into the air, but due to an improbability feild the potato falls on the ground next to his accidental victim.

Hahaha, youre awesome A-98. Definite CSI material there, you should phone them with it you know!

rna_duelers · Tue Jul 10, 2007 7:52 pm

Is there coincidence with Joel Surprise leaving spudguning with this incident soon following?I think not!He had a plan to make lots of money off selling spudguns/parts and he did and he didn't want anyone else in history to take his place so he had a person "wacked" with a spudgun so they became illegal an no one could sell or make any spudguns on such a large scale he did there for being known as the Spud Master for ever!Either that or some one shot some guy wiht a spudgun.

mike1010 · Tue Jul 10, 2007 8:28 pm

wouldent the bat be covered in blood? if it isnt maybe some kids were messing around and broke a bat and left it in the street. then some other group of spudders made their first cannon and shot it, it went so far it cleared their neighbors house and hit the guy in the head all a total accident.

beebs111 · Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:06 pm

ooooooor, some kids made a spud gun and shot a potatoe straight up, and then later on that day some guy got into a fight and smacked the other guy with a bat, jsut in the same area, i doubt that a 1st timer combustion cannon could do the same amount of damage to someone's head unless it was at point blanc range

Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:35 pm

I love how everyone totally ignores my warning just a few posts ago.

Locked.