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Why is it fortunate that "metrosexuals" don't survive?

I wholeheartedly reject country, as you say, "music" in favor of METAL! :headbang:
Which does not get one ostracized. It just told me I needed new friends.

Nothing wrong with a little funk. I don't get ostracized, I just get "WTF" looks.

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Once a male removes hair that isn't facial, it's a sign of irreversible pussification.

Another is using a razor that has more than one blade, haircuts that aren't just reducing hair lenght and "products" [/shudder].

Pussification and metrosexualism is one and the same. Don't get me wrong, I'm open minded to all, just don't expect me to do any of the above.

I never really got into music, loud noises suffice for me. Nothing like having one side of your face numb from an "unexpected" loud noise.

And permament ringing in that ear.

saefroch wrote:Why is it fortunate that "metrosexuals" don't survive?

I wholeheartedly reject country, as you say, "music" in favor of METAL! :headbang:
Which does not get one ostracized. It just told me I needed new friends.

What's your persuasion? I mostly listen to European metal, North America stuff doesn't do much for me except for the odd band like Lamb of God and even SlipKnot when I was a bit younger. European Death Metal, Black Metal, Melodic Death Metal, Blackened Death Metal and Scandinavian folk metal is mainly what I listen to these days. Amon Amarth, Behemoth and Bathory being my favourite bands.

Zeus wrote:Once a male removes hair that isn't facial, it's a sign of irreversible pussification.

Another is using a razor that has more than one blade, haircuts that aren't just reducing hair lenght and "products" [/shudder].

I think you'll agree with this rant

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I concur wholeheartedly, David Mitchell is a funny bloke, I've seen him on QI many times.

I rather like that a female ladygirl razor advert came up on the video, just an extra level of irony I suppose.

Regarding music, I don't have friends anyway, the locals regard me with fear which feeds my power lust.

I think almost everything could be better with a little funk also. Nothing wrong with WTF looks, I get them all the time.

Why is it fortunate that metrosexuals don't survive?

Because it's survival of the fittest, not the manicured.

Zeus wrote:I rather like that a female ladygirl razor advert came up on the video, just an extra level of irony I suppose.

Lol, same here.

How girly is my bald head right now?
My carefully modelled horse shoe mustache?
I used a 4 bladed razor...



Don't be mistaken.
I look like a real man!
I just have a thing for wearing miniskirts in public but that doesn't change a thing...

About music: I like quality music.
It ranges from death metal to love songs.
Really.
But I do feel kind of responsible for the Bieber thing.
I mean...
I could have put a stop to it before it ever happened.

So now:

True story:

When I was a bouncer a guy came into our club. I was stationed at the detector.
...I thought I had seen him before...wich usually meant bad things..so I decided to put him through the routine and have him take off all metal objects.
He replied in American.( not English, I can hear the difference.)Hmm..weird...how would I know an American ( I'm Dutch!)
I could see he was bothered by the fact that I , a white man, seemed suspicious of him, an African American.
I searched him, and he was clean.I never meant any racism, I just thought...you know..I know that guy....

He went into the club and all hell broke loose.
" OH MY GOD IT'S USHER!!!"
Girls screamed...and me...well....I felt pretty stupid..


But right now..I keep thinking...
I had him! The guy that brought us Bieber!
I let him slip through my fingers...literally!

( I'm just kidding...I wish him the best, he was cool about it and great to our guests)[/b]

BTB wrote:But I do feel kind of responsible for the Bieber thing.

Get the rope!

You guys have metal detectors at your clubs?

opps

MrCrowley wrote:You guys have metal detectors at your clubs?

I bet there are metal detectors in clubs around some rougher areas of NZ too, depends on the clientele... you can't have them outside a heavy metal bar though, the music would set them off all the time

you can't have them outside a heavy metal bar though, the music would set them off all the time

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touché, mon ami

On another note, SPUDDING IS THE HOBBY OF THE GODS!

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