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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:21 pm
by Necrosis
jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:lol.
Ok, now I have to tell you the story.
I noticed she had one of those
big souvenir pencils in her bedside drawer, after enquiring what it was there for she revealed - a little red in the face - that she would occasionally use it for self pleasuring. "pfffft, you can do better than that!" says the ever mechanically minded JSR,
et voila 
Engineers eh, always looking for better solutions to existing problems
Wouldn't a pointy thing like that hurt?
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:57 pm
by Hotwired
Not as long as the plastic cap is over the tip...
...and doesn't come off
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:07 pm
by jackssmirkingrevenge
I never went into the mechanics of how the original device was used, my improved version came with a rounded tip.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:09 pm
by Brian the brain
Getting back on the original subject...
After hearing about all those negative side effects...
A penis pump would be awsome as ammo...
just aim it at the right place and...
jjjjJJJJOUUUCHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
burst vains and everything.
Now to come up with a self-activating-after-hitting-the-target-prototype
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:19 pm
by Hotwired
For a moment there I thought the thread was about to raise it's head above crotch level... :confused1:
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:32 pm
by jackssmirkingrevenge
I doubt it, today has been by far one of the most degenerate on this forum, I apologise for my role in the proceedings.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:38 pm
by Brian the brain
Jack wrote:
I apologise for my role
So it was YOU who invented the home made penis-pump!!??!!
MUHAHAHA
okay ,we had a laugh, now drop it......
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:16 pm
by MrCrowley
jackssmirkingrevenge wrote:I doubt it, today has been by far one of the most degenerate on this forum, I apologise for my role in the proceedings.
I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it...
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:33 pm
by Ragnarok
MrCrowley wrote:I bet you even if we had a section for this type of posting, we would never post in it...
Yes, it just seems to sneak up on unsuspecting threads. You know, despite being very brightly coloured and large with poor choice of footwear, these perverted elephants are very stealthy.
Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:37 pm
by Hotwired
They just sneak up on you from behind... :sex:
Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:28 am
by Mitchza89
Holy hell
I only just realised that this topic had been going for months and months....You people are sick!
....And I myself just realised that this topic was dead for a few months untill I just brought it up.....
Sorry
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