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that's one hell of a slogan, cheers

I am not really the price of my family,my parents want me to be like my sister,who is a journalist and reporter for Channel Ten here down under and she's going to the olympics to do reporting aswell.Good for her,but not for me.I always wanted to join the army,but I can't.Should of seen what they were like when they found out I got my chest tattoo!Ohh lordy mum was pretty crazy but dad was ok with it.

Ohh and I'm not bagging it JSR,I've had my run in's with certain people and times like that.What can I say,suicidegirls....Drool...Drool...


No she didn't rip off my genitals,and I did set myself up for that. . .It did involve one of my cigars though.


@Nova-You got a kid mate,I couldn't imagine having a lil version of me running around I'd go insane.I like the tattoo design by the way,but perhaps you should make it so it reads something when you flip it the other way,abstract wording in two ways.What about this on the other side it read Pillow Bitter j/k

rna_duelers wrote:No she didn't rip off my genitals,and I did set myself up for that. . .It did involve one of my cigars though.

Been there, lots of interesting marks on my arms and back. Another trick was to keep a disposable lighter lit for a minute then *fsssss* with the metal bit, cute

After living such a sheltered life, I needed someone to beat some sense into me

Ahh smileys!If you do them right you can have a permanent smile face afterwards.If not you get a nice smudged burn...One of my more interesting experiences ended with me receiving 6 stitches...

The story of JSR unfolds in front of us...Moving countries frequently,working jobs of odd order,he had been kept sheltered so long as a young lad only to be opened up into the real world..Now he's out to make up for lost experiences..Tune in next week for the latest instalment of JSR the Chronicals

rna_duelers wrote:Ahh smileys!If you do them right you can have a permanent smile face afterwards.If not you get a nice smudged burn...One of my more interesting experiences ended with me receiving 6 stitches...

The story of JSR unfolds in front of us...Moving countries frequently,working jobs of odd order,he had been kept sheltered so long as a young lad only to be opened up into the real world..Now he's out to make up for lost experiences..Tune in next week for the latest instalment of JSR the Chronicals

No, "JSR the fairy floss man"

rna_duelers wrote:Tune in next week for the latest instalment of JSR the Chronicals

You should read my blog

"My Blog" should come with a link Jack....

@Nova: I'm pretty sure he hasn't actually got a blog, and it's a joke. But correct me if I'm wrong...

I should have a blog, but nobody would believe my life could be so boring...
...I mean, I only have to fight off terrorist ninjas about three times a day.

I actually do have a blog, but you need a livejournal or greatestjournal account and be friended in order to access it.

I've considered getting a tattoo with UV reactive ink. Never given it any serious thought though.

paaiyan wrote:I've considered getting a tattoo with UV reactive ink. Never given it any serious thought though.

ive also been thinking about one of those, perfect for discreet yet ever so cool tattoos

Only problem is, I've heard the tattoo's break down in sunlight after a while and turn funny colors.

So does my wife....talk about making a decision you might regret later in life...


Muhahahha

Just kidding.

( JSR: could you give me the Russian whore's phonenumber? )

Haha, you're terrible Brian.

Have you guys seen the pictures of the people that get tattoos by having someone cut out designs in their flesh? Then the scar tissue forms in that design.

Scarrification...or something like that..


I've had a person do that to my forehead with a brick...


Honestly....it's shaped like the flux capacitor circuit from " back to the future"

I haven;t been able to travel through time though...
But since I got hit on the head I keep forgetting..ahm..the...
ahm...I keep forgetting the...eehmm...the...eehmmm