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MAybe if you could get chuck norris to eat you without chewing (his teeth can rip threw 60" of solid titanium like butter) and safely crap you out, you would be safe even if zombies managed to learn how to use m2s.

magnum9987 wrote:MAybe if you could get chuck norris to eat you without chewing (his teeth can rip threw 60" of solid titanium like butter) and safely crap you out, you would be safe even if zombies managed to learn how to use m2s.

You forget C.N.'s digestive juices can vaporize flesh in 0.00000000000164 seconds.

Anyone here watch Red Vs. Blue? They had a Public Service Announcement about their zombie plans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFLtUxncZcU
Just thought you might want to know
I'd probably head up to the old relics of Soviet Russia, find a sub full of left over uranium, and shoot that heavy stuff with my new metal gun. That'd get some damage!
You're close to an ocean, so you can fish, and you can distil water. Additionally, the radiation will probably kill the zombie plague before it can get to you, although you'll probably have to deal with a third eye sprouting on your left earlobe yourself. Oh well...
In Soviet Russia, zombie runs from YOU!!!

The radiation would kill you
The whle damned harbor is radioactive.
The fish are s mutated that they are zombies
The radiation, even being inactive for 25 years, is still super hot, if you touched a fuel rod, good bye hand.

I say, anywhere is okay.
Bring 'em on!


Anything can become a weapon at such a time.A shovel...any kind of tool actually.
That would save me until I can get barricaded and do some constructing...


I'm thinking...Flametrower..and katana.
A katana never runs out of steam!
I'd actually like to run around like that for a couple of days...
Shouldn't be too hard to get some fertilizer around these parts neither...

And considering I live close to Belgium, where firearm regulation is quite different, I'd be searching though a lot of farms looking for a 12 gauge and a hacksaw..

MAybe if the military collapses, I'll steal an m2 or a AA12.

I asked my friends about this and we came up with a plan. If we heard about it on the news and were told to STAY IN OUR HOMES, We would be off to bunnings. Next we would build a massive baricade around it (includeing the cars in the carpark). Then we would make a massive electric barbed wire fence. In bunning you can make explosive, guns, throwing objects... We would also make a ramp for a car to leapo the fence, then they woudl mow down the zombies to find a helicopter. The would attempt to fly it back and land in the car park. Then we would rob the military, hunting stores, and a grocery store.

And that is what I would do if the world turned to anarchy OR the zombies uprose.

I would make a private army after raiding military and hire ourselves off to the highest bidder for protection.
THe mainstay:
Modified M2s with shorter barrel and compensator
and AA12 with longer barrel.

Uberness!

i would be in the plane that delivers 'big boy 2'

Hey, what about Gatling guns?
Spraying thousands of bullets per minute at a zombie horde is always fun.
Just let em come and then all you have to do is, "pray n spray" 8)

Changed my mind. I'd be in australia with these guys

In less you got access to hues, blackhawks, or some really lucky humvee guys, or even arnold shwatzenagger strength, it is imractical. Good idea though. Metal storm is only in prototype stage though.

Just let em come and then all you have to do is, "pray n spray" Cool

Now that i think about it, i think i will be standing behind one of these...

magnum9987 wrote:In less you got access to hues, blackhawks, or some really lucky humvee guys, or even arnold shwatzenagger strength, it is imractical. Good idea though. Metal storm is only in prototype stage though.

They had portable handguns....

Amazing how many times the word prototype is seen as a good thing.

Where would sci-fi be without silver bullet prototype medicine to weaponry appearing all over the place.