you might be a spudgunner if

[STHORNE]

hot wired your "joke" on the 1st page wasnt for spudgunners it was a you might be emo if...

wtf are you talking about?...
I have the same exact folder on my desktop and I am not emo, nor ever will be.

some folders on an emo kid's desktop would be more like:
"suicide options" , "reasons to hate life" , "why?" , "good knife brands"... etc. lol
and there background would be something like this...


poor wrist slitters....feel kinda bad for them.

[blind909]

you might be a spudgunner if YOU HAVE A METAL BALBEARING WEDGED IN YOU BEDROOM DOOR. (thats true)

[Spitfire]

You might be a spudgunner if when ever theres a accident on tv or news friends ask "What did you do this time?"

All these thigs are so true, exept of te women part

[bigbob12345]

Have nightmares of dwv...Bigbob, thats you...

Haha, that was the hardest I have laughed in a long time
But really, when I walk past the dwv isle in any hardware store I start screaming and dart away as fast as I can. I then clutch onto my moms leg and stay there for a couple hours until the DWV is out of my mind.

And I am afraid to turn the light off at night because the DWV might get me.
DWV is a virus, and nobody wants to get infected

[psycix]

And I am afraid to turn the light off at night because the DWV might get me.

Hahah

So this sounds familiar to you?:
"AAAAAAARGH Mom!"
-"Yes what is it dear? Do you think there is a monster under your bed again?"
"NOOO! EVEN WORSE!"
-"What is it then?"
"DWV!"

[drex]

-"dear i told you that their is no such thing a DWV its probably just PW again"

[taytayswims]

you might be a spudgunner if...
you say "it's for a science project" more than 3 times a day

guilty

every new hardware store i go into
Employee:" what are you making?"
TAYTAY:" oh its an extra credit project for my physics class"

[SpudFarm]

DWV=Dont Want Virus

anyways, back on topic

you might be a spudgunner if you use a piece of pipe under your head at night

[ammosmoke]

you might be a spudgunner if when you are "studying for your final exams", you spend more time on spudfiles than studying. (what i am doing right now)

I do this a lot...

[mega_swordman]

You might be a spudgunner if you can't seem to get the PVC dust off your jacket.

[starman]

Have nightmares of dwv...Bigbob, thats you...

Haha, that was the hardest I have laughed in a long time
But really, when I walk past the dwv isle in any hardware store I start screaming and dart away as fast as I can. I then clutch onto my moms leg and stay there for a couple hours until the DWV is out of my mind.

BB, they have medication for this you know...

[POLAND_SPUD]

every new hardware store i go into
Employee:" what are you making?"
TAYTAY:" oh its an extra credit project for my physics class"

lucky you

science projects in Polish schools are not so common as in the us or uk so I have to be more creative in making up excuses...

people working in hardware stores are sooooo incompetent.. that's anoying... esspecially when you go to a store that sells only pneumatic equipment and there is a guy who doesn't know what is a QEV valve, spoolvalve, slide valve and he has no idea what is the operating pressure and size of airhoses they have...

[Ragnarok]

I can safely say that but for a few things, I comply with almost all of these suggestions.

You might be a spudgunner if your father borrows your plumbing catalogues when he's trying to redo his boat's gas system.

The same also applies if he asks you to help installing it.

And you might be a total idiot if you discover that you can fit in the boat's rather small gas locker ...Especially if there are two 13kg propane cylinders in there at the same time.
You might also have a bad back.

[Sticky_Tape]

I was in a hardware store and this teenage employee walks up to me and says what do you need pipe for I couldn't think of a exscues so I just said a rifle and his buddy was there and he's like you make guns out of pipe and I'm like yeah and he said to his buddy who was also a employee holy f in' poop this kid makes guns out of pipe! And I just stared.

[Lentamentalisk]

Thats why I always specify it is an Air Cannon. That goes over much better with most people. It gets rid of the negative connotation of the word "gun" and the word "air" makes everything sound soft and squishy ^_^