Sooooo... How's everyone been?

[Eddbot]

I'm gone for two months and this is what I find when I check back.



Anyway, I skimmed over all twelve pages of new topics, and wanted to know if there was anything particularly profound and amazing that happened while I was away. I saw one topic about a 500 psi bolt-action that caught my attention. And there was one thing I didn't get...

If you wait a few days it will just come off because nothing can permanently bond to human skin.

Never had a girlfriend eh?

:compress:

...I just don't get it...

Back to the point, I know there are a lot of "I was gone tell me what happened" threads, and this seems to be "in the same vein" (which I saw multiple times in my skimmings), and this probably won't be the last, so I'll just go right out and ask it.

Any new stuff happening?

[SpudBlaster15]

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[MrCrowley]

...I just don't get it...

Girlfriends are clingy.

[SpudBlaster15]

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[POLAND_SPUD]

it's really all about what they cling onto

[jook13]

Quote:
...I just don't get it...

Girlfriends are clingy.

But a wife is more clingy

[Brian the brain]

Actually...they're not...
Before that ring they can;t keep their hands off you...
Once you sign that contract...

I saw one topic about a 500 psi bolt-action that caught my attention

Mine?

[rp181]

.....not to have a big ego or anything...

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

Not in my case; women can't seem to get away from me fast enough. Must have something to do with all the launchers, chemical bottles, and R/C parts strewn throughout my house.

That means you're attracting the right kind of women, keep it up

Before that ring they can't keep their hands off you...
Once you sign that contract...

Sad, but oh so very true.

[iknowmy3tables]

a few of us were complaining about the online nerf modder community and decided to have a nerf gun challenge

[Solar]

Women accept anything if it makes a man enough money.

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

Judging by the replies so far, the main answer to

Sooooo... How's everyone been?

is "bitter about their relationships"

[D_Hall]

Actually...they're not...
Before that ring they can;t keep their hands off you...
Once you sign that contract...

Out of the mouth of a 94 year old woman I heard these words....

"Girls trade sex for love. Boys trade love for sex."

Scary how little has changed over the years, eh?