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Ragnarok
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Mon Feb 04, 2008 7:00 pm

Hawkeye wrote:Sledge Hammer: Large two handed hammer used to crush shop radio playing "When a Man Loves a Woman".
Stop! ...hammer time!
The number of things I've smashed with sledgehammers... not many actually, I should do it more often.

We need to make the list up into a large JPEG that can be printed out on A4 or A3 paper, with amusing pictures, not unlike these here:
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@bigbob12345: Yup, that's why I suggested it. I find that trying to cut through copper (my main material, just my luck that it's the worst for dremelling) results in lots of cutting discs being used. Fortunately, I picked up a really good deal on tool bits recently, getting 460 for only slightly more than I once got 100 for. Hopefully that will last me a while.
Does that thing kinda look like a big cat to you?
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Thu Jan 20, 2011 1:49 pm

Ragnarok wrote:We need to make the list up into a large JPEG that can be printed out on A4 or A3 paper, with amusing pictures
On that note, addendum:

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hectmarr wrote:You have to make many weapons, because this field is long and short life
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Thu Jan 20, 2011 2:48 pm

BELT GRINDER

Removes fingertips and nails faster than you can notice.
Will grab your clothes, and tear them apart if you are within a 2 meter radius.



LATHE

Does the same as the belt grinder, but instead of your fingertips, your head is removed (as shown when you type "lathe accident" in google)
Doesn't like long hair, or the dangling threads of your hoodie.



DREMEL

Kills every toolbit it touches, and pierces your face with shards of cutting disks.



CUTTING FLUID

Used to spray friends with milky fluid smelling like fish, while playing with the flow control valve.
Also makes you break you neck, when spilled on the floor.
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Thu Jan 20, 2011 4:55 pm

9 inch grinder - good for cutting electrical cable REALLY fast, also, arms.
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Sat Jan 22, 2011 11:39 am

Toolbox: Useful for scattering tools across the floor when the operator forgets to fasten the latch.
It's hard to soar with eagles when you're working with turkeys.
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Sat Jan 22, 2011 1:21 pm

Pegboard: Used for hanging items suitable for maiming workers around the nearby workbench
“The combined synergy of a man and rifle is matchless.
The steadiness of hand, the acuity of vision and finally
the art of knowing how to make the rifle an extension of the
body all equate to the ultimate synthesis of man and machine.”
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