need new bumber ideas for my cannon

[jackssmirkingrevenge]

these are special dildos which gives them the ability to absorb impacts in a bumper situation better than normal dildos.

Intercontinental ballistic dildos? Hmmm... <-SNSFW

[jsefcik]

"Silicone rubber" would have sufficed

Nah these dildos are quite unique dildos in that they are constructed of non-typical dildo material...

you see, I stuck a test specimen of these dildos into an x-ray diffraction unit and verified that their crystallinity was in fact unique from that of silicone dildo's.

In conclusion - these are special dildos which gives them the ability to absorb impacts in a bumper situation better than normal dildos.

if i go out and buy a dildo, my mom would be like what the fuck!!!!!!!

[evanmcorleytv]

"Silicone rubber" would have sufficed

Nah these dildos are quite unique dildos in that they are constructed of non-typical dildo material - these are special dildos which gives them the ability to absorb impacts in a bumper situation better than normal dildos.

no-typical dildo material.. I'm going to say that to a jerk I think is unique..

"You're a non-typical dildo."

and when you mentioned this, all I could think about was this

[jsefcik]

still odd very odd

[mattyzip77]

Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????

[jsefcik]

Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????

i woulndt tell her, but if she saw it on my account lol!!!!

ill try to get one from a pet store

[Lockednloaded]

Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????

i woulndt tell her, but if she saw it on my account lol!!!!

ill try to get one from a pet store

I doubt that they sell dildos there...

[Crna Legija]

Use a better tennis ball like the ones at petstores. Mine is still holding up fine after literally hundreds of shots!! Also, just curious, why would you tell your mom you bought a dildo?????

i woulndt tell her, but if she saw it on my account lol!!!!

ill try to get one from a pet store

umm you could just pay with cash

[mattyzip77]

You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???

[Gun Freak]

You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???

[mattyzip77]

You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???

. I was talkin about a tennis ball!!!

[jsefcik]

You never know maybe she got a old one you could use???

only you !!! lol