Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:35 pm
Since I can't manage to fall asleep right now I guess i'll give you guys some updates.
If I sound weird don't mind... i'm fucked on codeine right now.
For a few months, I noticed it was really hard to breathe through my nose... also got random ear aches and blowing my nose became impossible (every few days I could force out a huge chunk of snot, that's about it).
So I went to the docs, they tried some extreme heavy duty antibiotics. Didn't do crap. Then they tried some stuff specifically for what I had... still didn't do anything. Go they gave me a catscan... when the images came back the doc was like "holy shit", your getting sugury.
What I had was an extreme case of sinusitis... with polyps (things physically growing in my sinuses that didn't allow any air through my nose). So Tuesday I went under, they started by giving me some stuff to calm me down, and it just turned me into a giggle fit. So they took me into the OR and gave me more stuff to calm me down... said it would make me feel like I was going to go to sleep but I woulden't. So he stuck it in the tube they had in me, and looked at me and was like "oh yeah, it will make you see blurry/double". About 30seconds later I could bairly move, everything looked crazy, and I wanted to sleep but coulden't. Then they said ok it's time to go to sleep and stuck something else in the tube. That all I remember till I was in recovery.
I started to come around in recovery, was talkin to the nurses and such. Nose and head and eyes felt like HELL, they kept giving me more and more morphine. After a bunch of it they were like your blood pressure is still high... that usually means your in pain. Are you? I was like you know sparklers? For the 4th? She's like yeah... I said it felt like someone shoved one up my nose. So she gave me the rest of the morphine she could, didn't help much. So I heard them call for cocaine.. I was like wtf. She was like hah we didn't get it off the street... it's just like it though, but medical grade. I was still like wtf, and they came over and stuck something up my nose and pushed a button, instant awesome feeling.
I talked to the doc a bit... he said iti's the worse he's even seen. What they pulled out of me, once all out was the size of a baseball. Said it had my sinuses totally streatched out, and it was long as hell. It's so big that their very worried that it's infact a tumor, and sent it off for tests I believe.
They finally brought me out and had me lay in a room for about an hour as I tried to get myself together. It was hell, a lot harder to get up than usual becuase of the extra crap they gave me I guess. Even after about 45min in recovery and an hour in this other room, I could bairly move. Pain was starting to come back, mom had to help me get dressed and they had to wheel me outside to the car. Mom took me home, car ride was hell. COulden't open my eyes without almost puking. Once I got home my mom and grandma had to almost totally carry me to the door. As soon as I walked in, I puked up TONS of blood.
Ever since I got up it's like I have a constant nose bleed... it's cooled off now but the inside of my nose still hruts liek hell. To sleep I gotta keep wearing this packing for my nose, otherwise I try to breathe through my nose like a normal person (something I haven't done in months) and it hurts real bad. I'll be like this for at least a few days...
Oh and SpudStuff, pimp didn't get you banned. He told me you were being a fuckhead and I looked at your posts and banned you myself, he didn't have to suggest it.
Yes, I am the guy that owns & operates SpudFiles (along with our extremely helpful moderators).
if i ever went under the needle i would be scared i would wake up half way through the operation like all those weird tv programmes that have those stories about werid things happening and crap.... 
