I give you guys the gift of cha cha

SpudBlaster15 · Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:23 am

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frankrede · Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:39 am

This lady was boring

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: PamT
PamT: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
You: how are you?
PamT: hi
PamT: How you doing today
You: Im doing real good
PamT: Nice to hear that.
PamT: How mayi help you tonight?
You: Yes
You: Im lonely
You: I just want someone to talk to
You: can I tell you a joke?
PamT: okey
PamT: sure, goahed.
You: A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, he asks for a drink. The bartender looks at him funny and says," dude, you have a streering wheel in your pants!". The pirate says back in an unpleased way,"Yaarr, its driving me nuts"
PamT: hehe, that is funny
PamT: any other joke?
You: no,but don't leave
You: I think I love you
PamT: really
You: Yes really really
PamT: should i find you some sites where you can chit chat.
You: no I want you and only you
You: your text typing search assistant of my dreams
PamT: okey, goahed.
You: Lol.
You: Your funny
You: goahed, it sounds like some kind of foreign food
PamT: really
You: Ya
PamT: tell me another joke.
You: Om de la goahed, see what I mean?
You: SOunds like a food
PamT: yep
You: we should go out to a french restaunt and try to order it?Yes?
You: Oh.Theres a man in your life:(
You: If there is stop me now, I dare not venture on.
You: Do people mess with you guys alot?

Recruit · Tue Nov 28, 2006 12:55 am

Cha=tea in foreighn language

killagorrila99 · Tue Nov 28, 2006 1:35 am

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SarahB
SarahB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
You: ?
SarahB: Hello, so is this what you want me to help search for you this evening?
You: im lonely, hold me
SarahB: Would you like information on Woodchuck, groundhog? I can help you do a search and give you something to read and search.
SarahB: It will help to occupy your time and you will not be lonely.
You: did you just call me a groundhog!
You: haha
You: odgendonken
SarahB: Hardly not.
You: AGHHH im here to annoy you, your just a machine!
SarahB: Are you serious about doing a search or you just joking with me?
SarahB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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This chick asked ME to marry her!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SandraS
SandraS: Welcome to ChaCha!
SandraS: sup
You: nm, u?
SandraS: im ok
SandraS: what kinda info on burring bodies would you like'
You: this might be an odd question, but you cant trace this computer to me can you?
SandraS: why
You: i just smothered my grandma, and i need help burying it
SandraS: I cant give out all the secrets can I
SandraS: oh cool
SandraS: use the dack yard
SandraS: back
You: im serious
SandraS: so am I
You: have you ever killed anyone, sandra?
SandraS: no not in this life time
SandraS: I in my past ones I have
SandraS: So I know what your going threw
You: faboulous so you have experience?
You: wait...
SandraS: oh yes
You: you made a spelling mistake...
SandraS: I know im sorry us bots do that sometimes
SandraS: were not programmed well
You: your not a bot...your a person
You: oh GOD
You: fuck
SandraS: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (fuck)
You: fuxk
You: why would you lie to me?
SandraS: ok
SandraS: im sorry I didnt lie
SandraS: I dont lie to pbners
SandraS: EVER
SandraS: =0)
You: im in a serious situation
SandraS: ok
You: cha cha honey, you sound hot!
SandraS: lol, you pretty cute
You: yeas
SandraS: i think i love you
You: aww I think I love you too
SandraS: will you marry me? ill be so happy!
You: you should be Im a great catch
You: but i allready have a girlfriend
SandraS: Your cheating on me! piss off
SandraS: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
SandraS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Dare from rna.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL
AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha!
AshleyL: Hello, how are you?
You: good
You: u?
AshleyL: Im great thanks for asking!
You: cool
You: haha ok
AshleyL: is there something specific I can find for youa
You: can you find out what these lumps are on my penis?
AshleyL: I can search for some info as to what it may be..
AshleyL: just a moment please
You: ok
AshleyL: Are these helpful?
You: yes thanks.

Recruit · Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:19 am

You guys are just being mean.

dungdue0 · Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:38 am

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SonyaE
SonyaE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hello
SonyaE: hi
You: i'm looking for stiff about poop
SonyaE: one moment
You: you see, I have grown quite fond of feasting on it
SonyaE: I see.
You: do you like poo?
SonyaE: what is it?
You: like the poop that comes from your butt after you eat
SonyaE: funny, ok
You: it's actually very tasting and thirst quenching if you just take one little bite, you get a craving for it
You: I'm dead seri ous
You: hello???
SonyaE: ok
You: did you find anything about it
You: oh, ok
You: I like human poo you see...
SonyaE: Is this what your looking fo
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: StacyB
StacyB: Welcome to ChaCha!
StacyB: Hi
You: hi
You: want to hear a joke?
StacyB: Is this a cartoon?
You: wait, want to hear a dirty joke?
You: no
StacyB: no
You: why
StacyB: Not into that
You: well then, i need you to search for me about poop and eating it, is it normal?
StacyB: Not into that
You: no, i need advice on EATING it
StacyB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: like with a fork and knife
StacyB: Hi there. I will be helping with your search.
You: hey, thanks!
You: now I need stuff on hacking soda machines
You: hello???......
You: yo!!!!!
StacyB: I'm sorry that is not in the same subject matter and you will havev to launch a new search.
You: good for you
StacyB: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: no, but i gotta take a shit!
StacyB: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
StacyB: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Jedwards · Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:42 am

This one was depressing

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SusanM
SusanM: Welcome to ChaCha!
SusanM: Hi there! How are you this morning?
You: good
You: yourself?
SusanM: You're searching for the meaning of life?
SusanM: No complaints here.. not yet anyway!
You: yeah im really depressed and need to find a meaning to life
You: could you also search for how to rope up a noose
You: just incase god really roots me round again
SusanM: I surely could..
SusanM: That sounds like an interesting one.. the link I just sent you..
You: mmmm
SusanM: Here's a good one on how to hang yourself..
SusanM: Can I find anything else for you?
You: hey would you search for what type of sandwich i would like if im feeling a little quesy
SusanM: There ya go.. it's a hangover sandwich, but it should work
SusanM: You have a great night.. and quit thinking suicidal!
SusanM: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

Scope · Tue Nov 28, 2006 6:54 am

Hahaha!! wow susan deffinatly just helped you "comit suicide"

sgort87 · Tue Nov 28, 2006 3:14 pm

Though it is slightly funny, you guys need to stop messing with these people. They are just like you and me and I really doubt they enjoy having you 13-year-old dipshits ask/say useless crap to get a cheap laugh.

pyromanic13 · Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:22 pm

actually a few of them enjoy it... I asked one if she gets bored and she said no, the prankster keep me from being bored to tears.

Scope · Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:24 pm

Yea i would have to say ive made more friends then enemies. If you say random shit im sure that pisses them off but what do they care if the search for cars or how dispose of a body? They get payed no matter what.

pyromanic13 · Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:34 pm

it's funny, I asked one what the color blue tastest like and it turns out there are people who can taste color...

SCOPE IF YOU LOOK AT THE SIDES OF YOUR AVATAR IT LOOKS LIKE THE the sides are bent in! cool optical illusion... sorry caps (pimpmann I don't care)

schmanman · Tue Nov 28, 2006 4:52 pm

yeah, I stopped. I thought about it, and and decided against using that thing for that anymore. I feel bad for them, because they put in all that work finding links you have no use for.

Recruit wrote:Cha=tea in foreighn language

no, I think "chai" Is tea in a foreign language, but I am not sure. I know It's a kind of tea.

Scope · Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:21 pm

Haha whoa!! my ava does do that ey?!
Well its there job to do that... They are getting payed. Im going to use it on research projects (thats cheating right

)

pyromanic13 · Tue Nov 28, 2006 5:32 pm

nope! I already used them for reasearch on my armor project and they actually helped out alot.

I give you guys the gift of cha cha

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