True stories.

[pyromaniac]

I've only seen my dad get drunk once but when i did i learned some funny stories about my uncles back in the day.

1) My grandfather used to work in the auto motive industry, so he paid my uncle jo to set back the milage counter from 130000 to 30000.
My uncle would lock himself in the garage so no one would know what he was doing. So my grandfather went to work and said that boy is something , i only pay him 100 bucks a car.

2) My uncle john heard his uncle bill talking at the auto motive shop.
(he talk slow). So one day when my uncle was at a wending reception he was imitating the voice. His uncle bill came up behind him and said are you imitating me? My uncle responded in bills voice nope we're not.

I have to say seeing my dad drunk was weird.

[Matheusilla]

Ahhh, booze. The only truth serum (or exaggerated truth).

[benstern]

Keep the off topic discussions to theopia.com

[joannaardway]

After he's been at enough of the beer, my father's capacity for speaking french actually increases significantly.