Duct tape valve

[Fnord]

Wait - better idea -
You have one of those hollow metal desks with a lid that you put stuff in?
Make it into a combustion chamber
Steal some pipe from a janitor's closet and use some axe for fuel.

Ok, Im just kidding. I can just see someone firing and apple out of a desk during class. what kind of massive cb ratio would a desk give?

[pyromaniac]

i'd love to take thias desk that both of its legs fell off off at school and turn it into a desk combustion gun. My teacher sat on it then it gave way. Ya that teacher is weird she once threw a marker into a radiator.

400th post woot.

[hi]

say, thats a great idea, does anybody have a desk to pen reducer that i can have?