Spudding Jokes

A section for spudding humo(u)r that turns up on the forum every now and again.

Out of courtesy, the original poster on the forum should be listed next to each link, even if other posters have added to it.
Also, please don't copy across every single addition that people have made, they might not be funny if it's taken out of the context of the poster, knowledge of their work and the events of the time it was posted.

List (Far from complete)

One off jokes

Ok, this section's now here for the less extended jokes...

Q: What do you get if you cross a combustion spudgun with a tennis racket? A: French Fries (Jackssmirkingrevenge)